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I'm glad I lost everything.
-She's helping me out with something. -[Beatrice] I thought we were going away.
[jazz music playing]
It's a South African gold bullion.
Wait, what?
[Alan sighs]
I don't know. I can't remember.
You little bitch.
I'm here.
-Sweet birthday baby, having fun? -Where'd it go?
It's like if you said that you were afraid of spiders and then I was like, "Here's a bunch of spiders."
Slipped in the shower. Uh, bathtub electrocution.
Oh, I get it.
Look, you promise you're not gonna flip out?
she spent them all except for this one.
This little bitch fucked you,
♪ I can't take things slowly... ♪
[knocking on door]
Oh, this. This was my mother's.
I'm a therapist, not a shaman.
So, is this about as drunk as you were?
[sighs]
-You fucked Mike from the party? -Oh, here we go.
can maintain erections like few men I've known, all right?
But she would get fixated on little things, and...
I'd fuck anything, huh.
...in a very specific way.
[gasps]
[Alan groans]
♪ Yeah, you know what I mean ♪
Hey, I'm cheating on you.
[rings repeatedly]
Look. I am sorry that I yelled at you for just trying to be a nice person, okay?
I was taking care of business. [Nadia clears her throat]
Midnight? Where were you at this time?
Yeah.
Do you mind smoking outside?
No, listen to me. I remembered my first death.
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