Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Darcy thinks she should get captain 'cause her dad pays for everything.

Do you believe in curses?

is the Clovers of East Compton, California.

Were the ethnic festivities to your liking today?

She puts the "ass" in "massive."

Lava, please stop teaching her these big words before she choke on one.

You're having cheer sex with him.

- Where do they get them? - They're white trash.

The guys love clutching her butt.

for the Universal Cheer Association Nationals 2000.

Let's go out there and do our best, okay, nothing...

Here's the number. It's 555-7219.

Missy's the poo. So take a big whiff.

Everybody uses everybody else's material.

Everybody comes to see you ladies, anyway.

Don't worry. We'll send you a postcard from Nationals.

Hanging out with the air heads has really sharpened your verbal skills, huh?

We must be Toros

Aaron is not gay.

I'm offering you a chance to be a part of that.

Rollman, I'm gonna kick your ass you evil whore.

I'll take Famous Losers for 200, Alex.

Come on! The spirit fingers are great!

Baby SHART... DOODIE POOTS TOOTS POOPS I'M REALLY HOPING THIS IS SIMPLY A CASE OF THE FARTS...WAIT...WAIT... NOPE it's definitely MORE... OH SHIT

So get that weakness outta here

at Cal State Dominguez Hills.

Here, um, I made you a tape, too.

I don't know what to do here, Aaron.

Y'all are such an inspiration to us.

Hey, practice isn't over yet.

I said B-O-B .... C-A-T

Jeopardy Prom Queen Special Education Nationals Thanksgiving All Or Nothing We Built This Glee Club

shut up. you don't have it yet, you don't have it. Give it up already!

I wouldn't just now.

He's not here. He's, uh... He's not here. Bye.

Rancho Carne! You're up next!

If any of you step outside that ugly blue carpet, you are dead.

hearing Torrance's point of view.

Maybe I can get 500.

They stole our routine!

We'll draw inspiration from martial arts, musicals, everything.

It's college, Tor. I'm really stoked, you know?

You're so fine you blow my mind Hey, Mickey

Come on, man. You guys suck. Let's do this.

Not enough makeup. What's with the skin?

BE AGGRESSIVE BE-E AGGRESSIVE

- Torrance Shipman? - Yes.

Wait, people cheering cheerleaders?

Yeah, baby, yeah!

have managed to come back from a humiliating showing at Regionals.

This is a last resort

These are spirit fingers.

Prepare for total Domination

I'm on curfew, girl.

One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight.

I'll make you eat those words! Teriaaaaa!

your head was down during that move

Jenelope, let's go.

That's right, I am a cheerleader, and you're a dumb ass.

Oh, Mickey, you're so fine

Didn't we just see this routine?

Six squads total.

Kiss my ass Aaron. It's Over Fine

Really. We just came to see the show.

It's a British punk band, circa 1977 to 1983-ish.

What do you mean, "They're not going"?

These are not fat finger's

Gee, now I'm confused.

Remember, they give extra points for alacrity and effulgence.

- Push. - Oh, yeah.

Good. We gotta start early.

Are you trying to tell me you speak fag?

you've run my squad straight into the ground!

- Nice. - Oh, right on!

Look, I hate to be predictable, but I don’t give a shit!

My christmas tree is crooked

Bring on the tyros, the neophytes and the dilettanti.

Maybe you're not exactly Rotary material

Come on, Defense, work!

I transferred from Los Angeles

2019 2020 2021 2022

Let's go, Toros!

Hey, hey, hey, hey.

We're old friends.

I'd feed you bonbons all night

Too much makeup.

OK, something’s calling me but I don’t know what somebody’s talking to me but I don’t know who! Somebody’s calling me more and more and it won’t stop Knuckles’ feet!

I feel awful. It's depraved.

There was a lot of attitude in LA, but no loser sneeze.

We've already so decided on Jamie.

I'd bring you flowers everyday

And rock the CK off your panties, yeah

Dude, it's Darcy

I'm not about stealing.

Oh, Mickey, you're so fine