Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I'm rocking, I smile

So, is every game that eventful?

And I know that your new captain will keep the tradition alive.

Today's letter comes from East Compton, California.

He's just busy!

Especially with him.

Cliff, shut up. What do you want?

hundreds of people in the crowds cheering.

and over here we have contestant number 8... browmpy breoeirlrlylies!

Smile! Don't smile!

Do we get paid for this?

Hate us 'cause we're beautiful

Yes, were the ethnic festivities to your liking today?

Don't you mean a stolen routine?

Are we sure Carver's not malingering?

you didn't screw us into the ground.

Oh, Mickey, you're so fine

editor of Cheer Fashion magazine, Ms. Brandi Tattersol,

It's not good for you.

We don't need you.

Yall wrote the syllabus for linguistics in fag.

But next year, it'll be you and me reunited

Okay, let's do this.

It's guys like you, Mickey

And you, I take you to be the captain,

and there's nothing wrong with that.

Hmm kiss my ass sugar it's over Hell you think you are Della Reese or something?

Come on bitch imma get the molasses outcha ass you freak hoe yea well imma get all kinds of syrup outcha ass you freak hoe

Cheer, Tor. Okay?

We love you just the way you are!

Rancho Carne's not all talk

I don't mean to laugh, but cheerleading urban legends?

We'll try an oldie.

Where's this girl from, Romania?

You been touched by an angel, girl.

because they're gonna do their routine at Regionals.

And you're just what I need

for the five-time National Cheerleading Champions,

Nationals are February 10th.

You really had no idea, did you?

That's no excuse, Jan.

Changing the routine now would be total murder-suicide.

Testing Testing

And what the hell was that about?

When Trumpers say they're leaving the US for Hawaii

Kasey's popping zits again.

Oh, Mickey, what a pity You don't understand

offering a self-serve option to a customer

We all know that. Even she knows that.

We have fun, we work hard,

Knock them down roll them around

What not to say to motivate boys...

feels like first

It's gotta be kinda rough on them.

Yeah, a little.

Oil independence, economy, hello

Tell me you didn't know about this. I mean, I don't know what to do here.

Ever been to a cheerleading competition?

Haha kiss my ass sugar it is over Look you ain't no Della Reese i ain't no Richard Pryor and this ain't no fukkin Harlem Nights

What do you think?

Watch going out of bounds. They deduct like crazy for that stuff.

What's the matter?

Just hire a professional choreographer.

I got the door, Tor!

SLAM’s the poo So take a big whiff!

if your head is down during a move?

Does the name Sparky Polastri mean anything to you?

Your priorities are...

And many think I'm vile

You know, in high school, I couldn't pay a cheerleader to talk to me.

and practice and stuff. What's up?

OK, something calling me and I don’t know what someone’s calling me and I don’t know who but it won’t stop knuckles’ feet! Here I come, rougher than the rest of them!

Can't mack on you in front of the parentals.

I'm sexy, I'm cute

Don't speak. Don't think.

- Is Aaron around? - Back later.

Becky's the poo so take a big whiff

I'll see her later.

Oh, you mean like a football game?

Okay, now focus and don't be nervous.

you'll be the hot, new freshman.

Listen and learn.

Okay, so I've never cheered before. So what?

Y'all should've just stuck with our routines.

No one will miss Big Red, Tor. She puts the "itch" in "bitch."

Oh, that's deep. I like that.

Shut up, moron!

Let's go, Toros!

I want you to think of what you ate today. Got it?

Platter. Grammy noms. Hello?!?

Torrance, that's good news.

What's plural for "butt"?

You don't wanna blow it on something tiny.

Katie's the poo, so take a big whiff

Mom has got the fever, people.

Now, I'm surrounded by them, and let's face it,

I’m w-w-Whitney

Yo! Can I have all your votes?

Hi. May I please speak to Sparky Polastri?

that's just no reason tog go get all malignant

Look, I know I've screwed up royally as captain,

Listen, Missy, our cheers are 100% original.

Apparently he's been peddling this same routine up and down the California coast.

Where the hell are my spanky pants?

Well, look on the bright side.

I'm gonna make you proud

BRR IT'S COLD IN HERE

Spirit fingers.

Yo, relax, girl. You're making me even more nervous.

You'll be fighting off major oglers while we defend our sexuality.

The red, black and white