Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

And many think I'm vile

you didn't screw us into the ground.

But next year, it'll be you and me reunited

Haha kiss my ass sugar it is over Look you ain't no Della Reese i ain't no Richard Pryor and this ain't no fukkin Harlem Nights

Where the hell are my spanky pants?

What's plural for "butt"?

We have fun, we work hard,

You don't wanna blow it on something tiny.

- Is Aaron around? - Back later.

Hate us 'cause we're beautiful

That's no excuse, Jan.

It's not good for you.

Watch going out of bounds. They deduct like crazy for that stuff.

The red, black and white

if your head is down during a move?

Changing the routine now would be total murder-suicide.

Platter. Grammy noms. Hello?!?

I'm rocking, I smile

You really had no idea, did you?

Now, I'm surrounded by them, and let's face it,

Don't speak. Don't think.

Does the name Sparky Polastri mean anything to you?

Yeah, a little.

Spirit fingers.

I want you to think of what you ate today. Got it?

And you, I take you to be the captain,

that's just no reason tog go get all malignant

Nationals are February 10th.

BRR IT'S COLD IN HERE

Mom has got the fever, people.

Yes, were the ethnic festivities to your liking today?

editor of Cheer Fashion magazine, Ms. Brandi Tattersol,

Torrance, that's good news.

SLAM’s the poo So take a big whiff!

Yo, relax, girl. You're making me even more nervous.

Well, look on the bright side.

Cheer, Tor. Okay?

We'll try an oldie.

Hmm kiss my ass sugar it's over Hell you think you are Della Reese or something?

Especially with him.

Oh, Mickey, what a pity You don't understand

Oh, that's deep. I like that.

What's the matter?

I got the door, Tor!

Katie's the poo, so take a big whiff

Look, I know I've screwed up royally as captain,

Oh, Mickey, you're so fine

We all know that. Even she knows that.

I'm sexy, I'm cute

hundreds of people in the crowds cheering.

and there's nothing wrong with that.

And what the hell was that about?

I'm gonna make you proud

Rancho Carne's not all talk

You been touched by an angel, girl.

Don't you mean a stolen routine?

When Trumpers say they're leaving the US for Hawaii

We don't need you.

He's just busy!

Tell me you didn't know about this. I mean, I don't know what to do here.

for the five-time National Cheerleading Champions,

you'll be the hot, new freshman.

Oh, you mean like a football game?

Becky's the poo so take a big whiff

feels like first

Oil independence, economy, hello

Today's letter comes from East Compton, California.

Listen and learn.

I don't mean to laugh, but cheerleading urban legends?

Smile! Don't smile!

We love you just the way you are!

Come on bitch imma get the molasses outcha ass you freak hoe yea well imma get all kinds of syrup outcha ass you freak hoe

Testing Testing

Yo! Can I have all your votes?

Are we sure Carver's not malingering?

Hi. May I please speak to Sparky Polastri?

Can't mack on you in front of the parentals.

OK, something calling me and I don’t know what someone’s calling me and I don’t know who but it won’t stop knuckles’ feet! Here I come, rougher than the rest of them!

So, is every game that eventful?

What do you think?

Do we get paid for this?

Shut up, moron!

It's guys like you, Mickey

Yall wrote the syllabus for linguistics in fag.

And I know that your new captain will keep the tradition alive.

Your priorities are...

You know, in high school, I couldn't pay a cheerleader to talk to me.

because they're gonna do their routine at Regionals.

Kasey's popping zits again.

Y'all should've just stuck with our routines.

Knock them down roll them around

Okay, so I've never cheered before. So what?

I'll see her later.

You'll be fighting off major oglers while we defend our sexuality.

It's gotta be kinda rough on them.

Just hire a professional choreographer.

Okay, now focus and don't be nervous.

Listen, Missy, our cheers are 100% original.

and over here we have contestant number 8... browmpy breoeirlrlylies!

No one will miss Big Red, Tor. She puts the "itch" in "bitch."

Okay, let's do this.

Apparently he's been peddling this same routine up and down the California coast.

Ever been to a cheerleading competition?

and practice and stuff. What's up?

What not to say to motivate boys...

And you're just what I need

I’m w-w-Whitney

Let's go, Toros!

Where's this girl from, Romania?

Cliff, shut up. What do you want?