Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

It's a loud, noisy world we live in...

Unfortunately, they divorced.

Or maybe its just something you're tryin' to be...

And I want my kids to be able to take advantage of it in every way.

by that nasty egg salad sandwich, which explains the smell.

cause then it wouldn't be nonsense and a waste of his time.

Mr. Nybo, were pretty anxious to get started.

Miss... Big Momma?

You've gotta be kidding me.

Okay. I guess I owe you that much.

- Agent Keneally stays with you the whole time. - Aw.

Molly! We gotta go!

Good, Id love to. How about 9:00 in the morning?

Everybody calls me Big Momma. '

Did you really set yourself on fire yesterday?

Oh, God, this is not how I imagined my death.

Oh, yes, ma'am. Of course.

Were supposed to be dog groomers, you idiot.

'Hattie Mae Pierce! But you can call me Big Momma.

So, looks like were gonna have to find ourselves a new nanny.

Of course it is. I'm half Jewish.

Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove

Hey, everybody, this is Big Momma.

Um, girls, keep working. You look great. Well be right back. Keep going.

Now, become one with the butt.

I did it so your kids wouldn't spend the next 20 years...

- Oh, shit. - Oh, man.

With all those lives mixin' together...

It hurts me to leave without saying good-bye...

- Good idea. - Mmm.

Ooh, thank you.

Um, my husband, Tom, seems to think that I'm a little too obsessive about this...

Hi. I take care of Tom Fullers babies.

- Sherri. Come- - Let her go. Now we got something to talk about.

I want to make sure that that is a possibility.

If you favor those eyes, I suggest you keep em on the road.

- How about the satellite? - That'll work.

Very, very specific encrypted notation.

You know, uh, 'Stop, drop and roll. ' You know.

Those red pegs, you might wanna go easy on em, all right?

They'll never catch on to the fat suit

And I'm really scared right now. Can you please come and help me?

They're gone. Now I need your help.

He can give you the password. You can use that to break into the system.

My feet are swollen, and my back is killing me.

F.B.I.? What's with the, you know?

Lets give it up for Emerson!

Well, I always say, laughter is Gods hand on a troubled world.

Big Momma, you were married for a really long time. What was your secret?

Big Mommas in the house.

Watch it, girl. There's a new sheriff in town.

This is like four yards of lace.

Now, I didn't cry during Waiting to Exhale...

This is Big Momma. She's gonna be our new nanny. Big Momma...

I've never turned down an assignment, and I'm not gonna start now.

His first words, and he said 'Big Momma. '

He's a hacker. Goes by the name of Bishop.

And now I'm going to get V.D.

I don't think nobody's talkin' to you.

If you could use a little bit of help, why did you fire her?

Oh, its a class ring. Oklahoma.

Guess what? - Huh?

and wearing a $20,000 Rolex, give us a call.

- I got Bishop. - Where is he?

- That's when I watch Regis. - I don't think that it can wait.

The hell you are! What, are you crazy?

What's wrong with you?

Oh, and do not blow your cover as Big Momma.

You're on a case. Malcolm, you promised.

So McGruff the Crime Dog and Goldie the Safety Eagle? Honey, this is great!

You wanna back up off this girl...

That McGruff is a freak. Dog don't know when to quit.

This is my room? Oh, Big Momma done died and gone to the Ritz - Carlton.

but I gotta go to work.

That must be some 'Y'.

Well, children are my passion.

- I completely trust my husband. - Sherri, you are so naive.

Look, we really need your help. We've got this competition coming up.

I want my children to be able to seize every opportunity that they can.

You should know I got Al Sharpton on speed dial. Mm- hmm.