Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

You're so pretty. You have to be an actress.

He just wants to save on booze.

- How's acting? - Acting?

- Yes. Yeah. - Oh my God.

- I'll see what I can do. - Yeah?

left him high and dry. It was fucking cold.

Okay, so just for tonight, if you could please try and pretend

Hey, how's Soup R' Crackers?

That you and Henry

- But this isn't real. This is fake. - It's kind of real.

Well, I don't want it to be awkward either,

- Fuck him up. - I'm gonna fucking rip your...

Ron, are we gonna get the autograph

Oh. I don't know, Ron.

come on, buddy. I need a miracle.

Coming right up.

- Very weird. - How have you been?

I just want to be a real guy, man.

My car payments... I'm gonna lose my car

- Hey, you must be the new guy. - Yeah.

We sure would love to get some pointers from you on being funny.

This. Just being you guys...

fake conversations, fake experiences.

- Yeah. - Totally.

How did they get in? How did you get in here, hmm?

They're just not going for it.

to lock the door when they go to the van,

- Sure. - Okay, good.

And I just want to make her happy.

All you gotta do is throw on some makeup, act like a total dick

If Jackal Onassis bitches to me about one more thing...

- That's my type. - Do it.

You love the power, big boss man.

and let the chicks throw themselves at you. What do you say?

- My daughter, the future star. - Your daughter.

So why he would have an affair with one...

This is a day job. I'm a writer, hard sci-fi.

So Uda must be fierce in the sack, huh?

professionalism,

Has anybody seen my little lady-friend?