Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Now I know I can’t find someone who’s both aggressively mean and apathetic

I'm super, super excited.

And then I took a third, and it stayed down.

All right, you're burning up.

That was amazing.

and then get everyone to refer to their packets,

That was Leslie Knope.

I knew it! I didn’t know that.

Was I wearing a tiara when I came in here?

Yeah, no. It's okay. I didn't think so.

Not like, "damn, you're fine,"

has already made history.

- I don't want him to think... - Stop.

So I took another one. I threw that up.

at the '97 NBA finals.

I am off for a soak and a schvitz.

What's Your Excuse? Want to go there?

Stop ... Winning

Religious oligarchy.

I've already vomited, like, five times today.

Would you rather be able to fly or be invisible?

is, frankly, incalculable.

Why is half of you face all swirly?

You are an unstoppable good-idea machine!

I think we need to get these bananas out of here."

- I thought we had a meeting. - No, we do.

in this department.

It's very important that you replenish my body

I hurt her feelings, and now she's pissed at me.

Uh, you have a nice day with your spa buddies?

I missed yesterday.