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God passed over the houses
because you won't let all the Jews leave.
There's no Jewpacabra.
What does that have to do with passover?
know what they're talking about.
Starring...
with your dumb ass myth!
What?
No, Kyle! I don't believe you!
Dude, I want wings!
Can you believe it. It's a miracle.
Even if there was a J-Jewpacabra
Just a little blood to try and draw it out.
that this is gonna be the most memorable passover ever.
Jesus is a lie.
It's raining frogggggsss!!!
Oh, hey, Kyle.
Yes, yes, this whole coming week
hasn't been given yeast to rise.
and by the power of Jehovah I somehow,
I'm really not buying this whole Christ thing.
woke up safely in my bed.
Here.
I know what you're thinking, Kyle.
Weeeeeeeeeee!!!!
I've explored the depths of Atlantis
Oh God, it's gonna kill me!!!!!
Okay, look - a lot of people
we are thrilled to give back to the people of South Park
What I'm about to show you
And that why last night I took
Nooooo! Noooooo! Burger Beard dropped french fries! Noooo!
This year passover happens to be the same week as easter.
Stop spreading lies!
It definitely looks like a Jewpacabra attack
N-no such thing as J-Jewpacabra.
They aren't liars, and they aren't stupid!
I can try to catch it,
It really is true!