Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I never would've sent my boys down here in the first place.
Yeah. This is my son. He's deputy Timmy burnell. Okay. Okay.
I don't see snow chains.
Damn!
- ointment or somethin'? - He's all right.
Don't you call me-- now, you listen to me-- all right.
See, I heard that banks always claim,
But the prison psychiatry board says you're incapable of telling the truth.
Boy, the car's soaked good. Yeah.
[CONGREGANTS GASPING, MURMURING]
[CHUCKLES] Boy, you could hardly move in here.
Location: East on main street, heading toward river road.
Would you get over here and help me lug this boat to the river!
Yeah, but what about puttin' all the people to work?
Please take this money. It belongs to the people of Paradise.
Yeah. It smells good. We got the beginnings of a real situation here.
[SWALLOWS]
Has he got a friend he wants to bring?
No. I'm Bill. I apologize for my brother. He's, uh-- [CLEARS THROAT]
Dick! Uncle Cliff.
♪ [ALVIN HUMMING] Just passin' through?
[LAUGHING] Hey, Alvin. I never seen stalactites in a car before.
Vic, these people had nothing to do with this. You gotta let 'em go!
Well... yes, father, I did, eventually,
Well, I know it sounds dumb, but...
Okay.
- He's telling us what to do with our share of the money. - Put my share back.
Row! Row! Like a viking!
♪ don we now our gay apparel ♪
These guys had an accident up the road. I decided to bring 'em over here.
[PANICKED YELPING]
Did you see my pez dispenser anywhere?
[LAUGHING CONTINUES]
Oh, Jesus, uh--
Smiley. Smiley, I'm gonna miss ya. [JERRY] Yeah, right.
♪ [CONTINUES]
this is where I work. Do not come down here and screw things up, okay?
Ah, an infinity. Merry Christmas, gentlemen.
Oww! [COUGHING] You all right?
- You want a piece of this? Come on! - [MAN] Oof!
You know, Mr. and Mrs. Anderson,
- It's got scallions. - Get your hands up!
Oh, well. Merry Christmas. Merry Christmas.
What are you doing?
I can't really say, but we've never had a problem like this before.
Get outta here. It's an emergency. I've gotta get to Paradise.
- [WOMAN] I'll bring him over to the house if it's all right. - That would be nice.
It ain't this time, thank you very much.
What? F.B.I. The bag.
What do you call it? Whoa, Merlin! That-a-boy. Okay.
No. No, it's not.
So I get into the car with these two strangers, and--
There. He'll be all right now.
[SNORES]
Hey, look who it is! Get in, Bill.
D-u-h-1-7-1.
No. Why?
The truth is that this robbery will probably put this little bank out of business.
This was something I didn't quite put together till just now.
[PEOPLE CHATTERING, LAUGHING]
♪ Oh, you can't get to heaven ♪
Hey, Bill, I mean, were they alone?
Whoo! [CACKLES]
Nissan's for a car. But it was round...
Oh, my goodness, son. Your lip is bleeding.
Oh my God... Guns!
♪ [SPANISH] [MEN CHATTERING]
Wha-- wait a minute. What?
You can either come with me or not, but that's what I'm doing.
That wasn't fair! Hey! [SIREN WAILING]
[THUDDING]
Agent Peyser? What?
You hear that? Silent night, holy night.
Get inside of the jeep, or I'll blow your heads off.
You sure this is the right thing to do, Ed?
[CHATTERING]
I mean, I want it. I can't accept it.
Putting a gun to my head and dragging me across three states on the night Christ was born.
[SIRENS CONTINUE]
[HORN HONKS]
[HORNS HONKING]
There's probably a couple of shotguns and .45s. Oh. Uh-huh.
Ooh! ♪ I'm Alvin and you're Bill
I know I just met you guys, and it's kind of corny,
[HORNS HONKING] [WOMAN] Idiot!
That you are going to be the first guy in history to get pinched...
I'm going to confession.
What? [SHOUTING] Pull it over!
[BOTH LAUGHING]
You sure? Yes.
good night, Edna. [MUFFLED TALKING]
Eh, skipping, skipping, skipping, eh--
He was a stray, he was hit by a truck, and, you know, we took him in.
[CHUCKLING] That's weird.
I feel as if I've ruined my karma, father,
- Liar! - Caesar, I said let's get out of here.
You're in for a rude awakening, because there's no money! Okay?
Look what I started? I don't know what you're talking about.
Come on. Keep moving. Keep moving.
It said Nissan. Nissan.
Is that Bill Firpo?
You know, he's a diabetic, and we were afraid he was gonna go into Insulin shock.
Where's all this going?
Who is talking? Who is talking? [WOMAN STAMMERING]
Would you please, uh-- would you please excuse me for a moment?
nice meeting you. Very nice, Sarah. Sarah.
You had no idea what was going on in that bus station. No, sir.
You take this and have a nice, happy, safe, Mrs. A, please.