Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

was a... setup...
but I would like for you to look her up in that town I mentioned to you,
Shit. What?
[ALL] ♪ Fa la la la la la la la la ♪
Sergeant Dickman, off duty, Queens! What is your name, rookie?
You're not gonna believe this, but I don't-- I don't have enough money.
Of course, Sarah. I'm always available to talk.
Oh, no, no, no, no. He's gaining on us. Just relax.
And then everyone was hustling sandals-- sit down! Sit down!
I was-- you gotta be kidding me? What are you doing?
Hi, officer! Bye, officer! Go! Yeah!
Look out. Look out. Jesus.
Oh, aunt Hetty, um, I'm sorry. I hope you don't mind.
[PEDESTRIANS EXCLAIMING]
Yeah. I love you too. All right.
[ROSE] That means he's going to be all right.
I'm a deputy, for Christ's sake! I demand to know what the hell's going on here!
You know what you are?
It's a very distinct thumping sound.
I tell ya, this town is crawlin' with tourists. That's 'cause of our winterfest.
Yeah, that's right. Okay.
and beg her to come see me.
My husband is the only one with a key, and I'm afraid he's out to lunch right now.
What-what-what- what-what-what--
Over by the rock.
Vic, you know that bank job you guys are always talking about?
♪ All for the little ones' Christmas joys ♪
- [GRUNTS] - You son of a bitch!
And what have we here? $275,000.
Can I ask you a personal question?
[CHUCKLES]
We're gonna take that money.
All my love this holiday season,
So why don't you just pull your trigger?
♪ Fa la la la la la la la la ♪
All right! Quit pressuring me, please!
What if somebody beat ya to the punch? Are you crazy?
Look, let's sing a song. All right? It's Christmas.
[QUAVERING] I-- it's a robbery.
Get it. We gotta get a crowbar here, okay?
Bill-- maybe we could hit it off.
Do you need any money?
[SNORING]
especially if they're heading north.
Stay on the floor! Why don't you put some guns on me?
Tell him to get in. I don't know about taking the kid's sleigh.
Stay out of the bank, all right? Give me a chance.
Hey, leave him alone, Bill. Prison's a lonely place.
What are you doing here? I'm here to save your life!
[LAUGHS] You gotta be kiddin'!
[BILL] 1835-1892.
According to this article, because of overcrowding,
Take your mind off of things.
Yeah. Is that it?
They saved us from being hurt. That's what happened.
Holy skunk! Yeah, you! What? Go!
Hey, can I share something with you?
♪ Up on the housetop reindeer pause ♪
We can't let 'em get on that bus.
I'll show you three ski masks. Right in there.
[ALVIN] That's the most money I ever held at once.
There have been seven deaths attributed to the weather so far.
Wait a minute.
Could ya? Thank you so much. All right. That looks tasty. A little salt never hurt.
And the sign says take a pen, not take all the pens. Oh.
Agent Peyser, sir.
I see there's some people still shaking. Let's breathe in.
Hey, what?
[ALVIN] Serious talk. Come on. Come on, Merlin.
Guess what? There's one, two.
with great difficulty.
So long, fellas. So long! [LAUGHING]
Nose is as long as a telephone wire.
[CHUCKLING] This is very funny--
I wouldn't pay three bucks for you. [LAUGHING]
Well... what's this world coming to?
Where could she be? Where could she be?
This note was with it.
[SIGHS] I can't.