Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

We're just three guys drivin' down the road in a blizzard. All right.
Hi. I'm chief burnell. Special agent Peyser.
Why don't you change, or-- [DICK] Three on each side? Okay.
Just to get you down here.
♪ [MRS. FIRPO SINGING, INDISTINCT]
I'm sorry. I just stubbed my toe.
Please don't tell me you knew about this. Uh, no. No, I--
♪ as sure as the stars shine above ♪
Sorry. I'm sorry.
♪ and a girl who has loved you true ♪
Oh. Uh... well, uh...
Uh, it's another long and miserable story that I'd rather not get into right now.
Oh, we're very proud of him.
I never wrote any letter.
♪ troll the ancient Yuletide carol ♪
Ooh! Ain't you worried about talkin' here?
[DOG WHIMPERING]
do think this bank was hit by locals or outsiders?
- Easy, Merlin. Easy. Easy. - Very nice, very nice. Another cop.
This money belongs to me and Alvin too, you know.
Your idiot sons. If it wasn't for them, we'd be in prison without a care in the world.
Who wrote what to whom?
Oh, and, uh, however much these cost.
For those of you just joining us, keep your hands up. We were doing a little yoga earlier.
Yeah. Nearly run over my kid.
[BELL TOLLING]
and investigate, and find that I make loans to people just on a handshake.
Bless me, father, for I have sinned.
I don't mean to come off like I'm interrogating you,
Everybody come in. Keep your hands up.
That laugh
Hey, Alvin. I heard the economy was in the shithouse.
With this who, me?...
If your head wasn't screwed on--
Art, art!
Get up against the wall! Get up against the wall!
Yeah.
- [BILL] Come on. Come on. - Kiss my ass.
Come here.
and you do the jackin'?
And his daughter. What I'd like to do...
I'm married to Mr. Anderson... [DAVE] Ooh, lucky him.
Oh, boy.
We were at the park all day.
Do I know you? No.
The whole thing...
♪ Fa la la la la la la la la
All right. Get in the car. Just get in the car.
hey, ma, what are you so happy about?
Is he gonna do it again? Is he gonna do it again?
Well, the bus left without us.
Merlin, are you okay?
I guess I just want to say good-bye. I'm glad.
there's somethin' that ain't right about it. You know what I mean?
I realized, uh... I'm really not that much different than my two brothers.
it'd have a way of coming back around for us.
I just got back from church. There was a knock on the door, and this...
[SIRENS WAILING]
I'm sorry, father. [MUTTERS] It's okay.
What's her name?
If I get pinched, I get pinched. That's the way that one went.
I'm all right, dad. How about Merlin?
Look, there's only one way I can think of that's gonna get us out of here,
Merry Christmas!
Shit. He's got kids.
Would you be terribly upset with me if I were to tell you...
[ENGINE STARTS] I can't tell you how sorry I am.
in order to support a winged membrane.
Hey! What's the problem?
Oh, Mrs. A? Somethin' smells good. [LAUGHING]
[SNORING]
That was very moving, Mr. Firpo.
I'm really proud of you three.
What is your problem?
♪ [SILENT NIGHT OVER SPEAKER]
Christmas shopping.
I do-- no, I can't.
Hey! Ow! Ow! Ow!
oh ho! That's the spirit we need in this house!
Come on, Merlin! Come on! Come on!
We're just gonna take the money, believe me. No one's gonna get hurt.
You didn't rob the bank? I wanna know exactly where you were at the time of the robbery.
Down this side. This side.
Did you see the way he was holding that duffle bag?
Vault's locked. Gotta get a key. Bank president's in there having lunch. Let's go.
I just said there were two of them!
[ALARM CONTINUES] Yes! Yes!
[BILL] He's all right. [ALVIN] Do you got any-- what do you call it--
This is the F.B.I. You're completely surrounded.
Good boy, Merlin.
vcrs, big-screen tvs.
Hey, hey! Excuse me, sir. I've got an emergency. [MEN CHATTERING]
anyone who's eligible for parole through June...
Let's try to keep this as inconspicuous as possible. Oh, absolutely.
- Come on! Come on! Come on! - Get him out of the water!
Hang on, son. Give me a hand.
It's a robbery! It's a robbery! It's a robbery!
Thank you, sir.
It has been two weeks since my last confession.
♪ and its gold
Merry Christmas!
I'm sorry. I know it's bad.
[ANDERSON] Oh, we call her Sarah upstairs. She rents a room from us.
There's no money, all right? So just get it out of your head.
[DAVE] You know, Bill, there are 8,000,000 stories in the naked city.
Do what? Wha-- um--
[CHUCKLING] That is... terrific.
Bill, we made it. Alvin, we made it.
What? You're kiddin'!
You know, nothing much, but at the end of year, everybody has a few extra dollars.
Hey, we made it! [CHUCKLES]
The cops were at the house. They're askin' ma questions. Cops-- Did ma--
These people, they're good people.
[PEYSER] Send those escaped cons back to New York before they ruin my Christmas.
[WHINNIES]
But I swear we're not the same people we were this morning. I swear it.
especially when all this money's at stake.
What do you call it? Gallop! That's it! That's it! Come on! Come on!
What'd he call it? Yahoo! Whoo!
Big surprise, huh?
No! No! No!
♪ Do you see what I see ♪ do you see what I see
[DAVE, BILL LAUGHING]
♪ when you're growing old