Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Bill, I think that dunk in the lake got to your brain.
a little exercise, which it looks like some of you could use. All right?
- Are you headed towards Paradise? - No, I'm going to New York.
All right, all right, all right.
- You better get in my car fast! - Can you take us to the interstate?
What's the problem? She wants to fly down here.
♪ so find yourself somebody to love ♪
[ALL] ♪ hark, the Herald angels sing
So stop jackin' off, get the car and pick up this scum!
I called them.
Huh! Tough! We'll be done here very shortly.
I can easily be led astray.
Oh, yeah! Then we can get some balloons, and we can go to the puppet show.
We gave the money to the church.
Three's bad. That's right.
That should be easy. Easy. Pitiful. Thumbs.
[LAUGHING]
Okay, Ed.
Hold him! He's coming! Get around his back! Push him! Push him!
[SPITS] We were trying to make an arrest.
♪ let us bring him silver and gold ♪
[MAN] All the way in. Let's go.
No, no. We're fine. Thank you so much for your hospitality.
What starts in fun ends in tears.
Excuse me. Would you mind telling me which way you're headed?
Shut up and get in. Ma! What--
Come on, Caesar. We're getting out of here. Don't make me shoot you.
which way do you think the mouse is headed? ♪ out jumps good old
- What are you, two years old? - Oh, well pardonez-moi.
Something you may regret.
[CHUCKLES] So what are you doing here?
All right, all right. Shut up! Shut up!
I said, hey, why don't you go and find yourself...
- [SHOUTING CONTINUES] - Run right up into them.
Come on, I-- what are you--
You know, Bill, maybe if we did something for somebody else,
Well, now, that's the worst part of it.
Okay, okay. Bill, come on. Let's call her. I'm dying to hear from her.
Sorry.
[ROSE] Look, there's Timmy. Merry Christmas, Timmy.
Oh, this can't be true! Vic, what are we doin' in this joint?
Liar, liar, pants on fire.
Would you pleas pass me the giblet gravy?
Fresh air! Yes, sir.
but the bank was robbed this afternoon...
There's really no collateral at all.
There she is.
- There's something ain't right about that. - I'll get in.
No. No, just an assumption. No, we haven't seen--
Thanks, ma.
You know, it's a good thing they made us deputies, Clovis.
All right, all right. Tell it nice and slow.
What-- ♪ you're nobody till somebody cares ♪
I got him! Give him your hand.
Oh, dear! Well, come on in. I hope you don't mind.
Where is he? That's him in the back.
Me and Alvin borrowed a car. Let's go. Okay.
Key! Key! All right, you fashion queen. Who's got the key?
You know what else I miss around here?
"FOUR LEFTS IS A CIRCLE YOU IDIOT"
All right. You're a good horse. Stay strong.
- Except my mother, of course. - You got a picture of your mother in your wallet?
Lay down your weapons. Come out with your hands above your head.
Oh, you don't have to put it out now.
Okay. How you guys doin'? [CLEARS THROAT]
And I didn't-- what? Sit down.
[ED LAUGHING]
Look. Over here.
♪ Santa claus down through the chimney ♪
what is wrong with you? I'm just feelin' good.
[SNIFFLING]
Hey! Ooh! [GLASS BREAKING]
[LAUGHING] She is a funny lady. How you guys doin'?
[CAR CREAKING] Boy, I bet the space shuttle makes less noise.
[INMATE] Hey, Mazzucci. Tell us about that bank you broke into.
Do you believe a person can be on one road their whole life,
- No, he's not. - Yes, he is!
You wanna see three ski masks?
Am I nuts? I know those plates.
♪ and mercy mild I can't wait for that newborn-- ♪
Oh, Christ on a crooked crutch! Get out of the way!
Spill on aisle three! Spill on aisle three!
But there were ten million cops at the restaurant.
Whatever it is, we'll talk about it at home.
Well, if you get your car out of the way, we'll get the traffic movin'. See ya later. Thank you.
Oh, oh, certainly, dear. It's in the hall.
♪ Do not hasten to bid me adieu ♪
Merlin! Dad! They took merl-- yeah. Yeah, I know.
Well, I guess that just depends on how you look at it, doesn't it?
All right. Get out of the car.
We didn't do that, did we?
You all right?
By God, Clovis, that's very observant of you.
♪ You're nobody till somebody loves you ♪
I thought you boys were on your way to Philadelphia.
Hey, stop. Here we go. We're here.
No.
All right, all right. Love you too.
Quiet, okay?
Why don't you wait inside? Excuse me.
I'm being held hostage on the night baby Jesus was born. What the hell does it look like?
[BILL] Oh, God! [DAVE] Go, Alvin, go!
What's the matter? What's the matter?
Hey.
- [HORN HONKS] - [HORSE WHINNIES]
Let's take them down.
Bas ab bohot gya
[CAR DOOR CLOSES]
No. Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Wait a minute.
♪ [DO YOU HEAR WHAT I HEAR]
All right. Let's do it! [CLICKING]