Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Where the hell are we going in such a hurry?
That's a once-a-year deal.
Give me that. You're gonna lose it.
Oh, good. What do you mean, oh, good?
are the three ski masks they bought from my store?
Whoa! Don't shut it off. What?
Look. My boy's a little slow. You understand?
It wouldn't have mattered if you had.
[ANDERSON] Come again any time. Thanks for the suit.
You know, almost drowning and everything.
in a caddy with New York plates.
I just wish you'd go. Why is that?
No.
You can't what?
Welcome to Paradise, gentlemen.
These kids tell me they saw three guys push a car into the river this afternoon.
You got it, ma.
Not quite.
I'm takin' some cranberry sauce. It's Christmas. What did that idiot say to ya?
Alvin, we're free. That's right. Free as a bird.
Then hurry up!
He owns the gun shop on Morris park Avenue. Oh, terrific.
[SIRENS WAILING]
that he was a wanted man in New York and he had to come down here.
Sarah, honey. All the pens are gone.
I said there were two of them.
One, I ain't doin' it, no matter how good it looks.
um, then how could the bank have so much cash on hand?
You're lucky you're in Paradise. Merry Christmas, sir.
Could you hold this for a second?
Rai-- oh.
- [SIGHS] - That's it.
All right. I'll be out here with the... do-re-me.
I'm almost certain this one's it.
What?
- Oh, where's my violin? - Vic, you gotta believe us.
[CRUNCHING]
Listen, I got more bad news. Ma says the cops are at the house.
Your mother said you went to Pennsylvania. You got snowed in, didn't you, you dumb bastard?
- No. We've taken more than our share already. - No, no. Here. You take this.
Easy, now. Easy, now, Merlin. Bill, get in. Whoa!
[ALVIN SHOUTING]
Let's get outta here!
Is that how you're gonna start?
♪ ho ho ho who wouldn't go ♪
Let me get this straight.
♪ down through the chimney with good Saint Nick ♪
These poor gentlemen. First they get run off the road,
the man with half a brain is king.
- No! No! - V-v-Vic, listen to me.
[BILL] Alvin, grab his hand!
♪ in your palace warm mighty king ♪
I got the mayor up my ass on account of punks like you!
- Don't move. - Oh, shit!
Good shot. Hey, see you guys. [LAUGHING]
Something to read.
Hey, Edna, how'd you like to ride in the trunk of the car?
Depends on the person.
[CLAMORING CONTINUES] Let's go.
I'm gonna kill that son of a bitch!
Come on! Come on! Go!
[BELL JINGLES]
You're kidding me.
I know how your mind works.
- How? - I know howto keep you in suspense.
[ALL LAUGH]
[BILL] Poor doggie.
Tell it, Dave! I'm a blind man.
You call me Mrs. Firpo, goddamn it.
You dropped your wallet at the scene of the crime in the Bronx. [STAMMERING]
All right. Come on. Let's go. Keep your hands up. Move.
North.
No, we couldn't. No, we couldn't. No, no.
Scallions too. But anyway,
[SOBBING] How can you ignore a man like this?
Let's go, let's go, let's go! Come on!
- Maybe she got married. - [WOMEN CHATTERING]
I'm saying-- I'm saying I like these people too.
Get him out.
What am I gonna... do?
Separate? Just pretend like you don't know each other.
♪ if you don't hold still ♪ ♪ if you don't hold still
I'm in big trouble now.
Sorry, Ed.
Is this, uh-- is this one of your elaborate schemes?
[SHOUTING] Four lefts is a circle, you idiot!
Come on. Row, row! Like a viking, Alvin!
Just stay back there. Give me some room here.
It doesn't matter. Just get us out of here.
It's good for tense situations like this-- robbery-- or if you ever do go to prison.
Yeah. Yeah. Why? Paradise? It just got robbed. Came over the TV.
There you go.
what I, uh, I believe is that once released from this prison,
- Go! - He's coming out!
Thanks. Thanks very much. Thank you. I'm sorry for the inconvenience, boys.
Come in. Come in.
I don't know. I-I was praying.
[SHOUTING CONTINUES]
Sarah Collins? Yeah?
I mean, any one of them will call the cops the second we're outta here.
This is something you will be able to take home with you after this robbery--
[SNIFFS] What's in it? [ANDERSON] Oh, you'll have to open it to find out.
No. They just said they don't want to talk about it, Dave.
Looks like they're going somewhere.
I'm gonna go back to town, and I'm gonna put the money back.
[MA] Bye, sweetie!
In fact, I heard that bank robberies actually stimulate the economy.
Where are you going? [CLICKING]
An alarmist. I am?
I don't know. Maybe there's hope for him.
No. Shut up. Check!
♪ do you know what I know ♪ what I know what I know ♪