Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Hey, Merlin.
Who needs you? Forget it. Hold on, Merlin!
He asked me to do him this favor. He gave me a letter explaining everything.
you do what you do, and I do what I do.
Heh heh! Yummy, yummy.
Get you half off on lunch, free coffee with every meal.
Don't you? You got that right, Mrs. A.
Yes. What? I see it.
What What
Anything's better than looking at you two gorillas and listening to your horse shit.
Just what you haven't become emotionally attached to.
It's a splendid array of fish, shellfish, garlic, paprika--
Oh! [SHUDDERING] I got ya.
[POUNDING]
I'm sorry I'm not a deadbeat like you, Bill. Huh!
♪ with lots of toys start with the cheese and move backwards.
Yeah.
Oh, that's excellent. Philadelphia? That's a little out of our way, don't you think?
Mr. Anderson, if you don't mind my asking, [CLEARS THROAT]
How?
I can't even--
♪ 'tis the season to be jolly ♪
Some-- somebody... dropped it outside... my front door.
yeah, well, we're in New Jersey now. That's not far enough away?
[BILL] How's that?
There's guns in the trunk, and I got a problem?
[DAVE, ALVIN SHOUTING]
[DAVE CHUCKLING] What do you call it? Whoa.
But I suspect that you three are getting the break of a lifetime.
- And all we could do in return was steal from them.
Oh.
♪ [CONTINUES] So long, Jerry. Bye, boys.
Merry Christmas!
On the insurance. Only a crook would do a thing like that.
- Oh, you know, you look damp. You must be cold. - [TV NEWSCASTER, INDISTINCT]
It said on the sign-- All of them. All of them.
Anybody who moves will get shot, as will the person next to you.
You boys here for the winterfest?
Me either. [POUNDING CONTINUES]
- On 'em, on 'em, on 'em, on 'em, on 'em! - [ALVIN] Go! Go!
[VIC] Put it back? Back in the bank?
[SIRENS WAILING]
It's been five years since you've been to confession.
Well, who are you?
I'm sorry, cliff, that I didn't tell you everything about myself.
Up to that bank president's house.
[POLICE RADIO CHATTER]
I don't care what their story is. Everybody everywhere is a suspect.
How do you mean? Oh, I'm sorry.
Wait a sec. Now, ma, now, you listen to me.
[SHOUTING CONTINUES]
come here.
Dear Dave and Alvin. It's been five years since I've seen my daughter.
You sound like you're anxious to get rid of us. What's the matter?
♪ ho ho ho who wouldn't go ♪ [CRUNCHING]
I'm going with you to get the key. [SHOUTING] No! You stay here!
This was very nice of you. Please tell the Andersons--
Yahoo! Yahoo! [LAUGHS]
All right.
- Move! - Yes, sir!
Where are we headed?
Holy shit. Get down, Clovis. Get down.
Is it true?
I told them.
[BELL JINGLING] Ma.
I NEED OINTMENT
but it's--
Well, your brother's got himself a girlfriend.
I'm feeling so good, I'm gonna call our ma. Mrs. Anderson, can we call our mother?
Eh--
♪ Ho ho ho who wouldn't go ♪
You know, I think you did something stupid today.
That there may possibly be guns...
No, sir. Not this year.
You may as well brush up here, okay?
Exactly how much was taken?
Faster! Faster!
♪ [CONTINUES, INDISTINCT]
I've never seen 'em before. [AGENT] This way. Watch your step.
Kind of like a boom, boom, boom. Don't you hear it?
The three wise men.
He said he loved me.
Flinstone? Yes.
What's going on at the house? Yeah.
overpowering three guards and hijacking a laundry truck.
[OVERLAPPING SHOUTS, CHATTER]
Yeah, I'm all right. Except--
what-- what are you doing here?
Agent Peyser? What?
[TOGETHER] Duh.
It's just waiting to be picked. I love the way he tells this story.
- Oh, God, he's got a gun! - Whoa, whoa, whoa!
Hey, I borrowed the car from fast Eddie. Who the hell is fast Eddie?
I don't know what the hell happened in this town,
was lying outside.
Really? There's no problem between us? There's startin' to be.
- We gotta get him out. - You're not gonna die.
Nice coat. Who shot the couch?