Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

♪ [MUTED] [MUTED LAUGHTER]
Your last name isn't Collins, is it?
Anybody got a crowbar? Yeah.
- ♪ way up in the sky little lamb ♪ - honey, you have to sign this.
You know, I just hate to ruin this hallmark moment.
Now, one other thing.
[ALVIN] Oh, this is nice.
You know, every time there's a problem, those two idiots show up.
You better go take your showers. You got it, Mrs. A.
Well, the bank... Is across the street.
- Did you rob that bank? - Ah! What an imagination! [LAUGHING]
[VIC] Get out, you pain in the ass. I've had it with you.
What? It's true, agent Peyser.
He means that...
[PEOPLE CHATTERING]
I know the bank is across the street.
[HORSE WHINNYING]
You know what? They got some kinda feast out there, I'm tellin' ya.
- Alvin! - Alvin, come back!
over-anticapatory.
I'd go in that bank and take that place over.
[DICK] Mm. Otherwise, we'd just be sitting around, talking about that terrible robbery.
They're saints. That car wash robbed itself.
Eh, I didn't have snow chains.
Help! Help!
Merry Christmas. Good night, sir.
Don't you two fall in love.
I think we lucked out with those kids.
It's a beautiful thing.
Father... I found a wallet in the street
Stop it! Are you crazy? Stop it!
Season's greetings. Santa claus is coming to town.
Singing at the top of your lungs, jumping around like Fred Astaire!
[DRIVER CHUCKLES]
Alvin.
I'm gonna kill that son of a bitch! What are you doing?
Oh, ow!
You never-- you never did drop it.
And breathe... and let it out. [ALL INHALE, EXHALE]
You gotta get out of here. This is where I work. Yeah, but--
thanks a lot.
All right. Let's start this off on the right foot.
Now I remember. I saw them too. [CROWD CHATTERING]
Listen, guys. Where are you taking us? What is this?
You know, 'cause you have to have all that extra security and everything.
No, goddamn it! Sons of bitches! It's all right.
And that, gentlemen, will be the end of that.
- Who the hell is that? - You just shut up, and let me do the talking.
[BELL RINGING] [MAN] Merry Christmas!
♪ you may be king
[ALL GRUNTING]
A place like this? Or this place?
[SIGHS] Well, when's he get back?
Never was ours.
I did it.
- You set me up. - What?
Right. Oh, no. All those farm houses, they look alike. [CHUCKLES]
Stay here! I know that! But, dad, they took Merlin!
What do you want me to do? Bag this stuff.
- Yeah, I know. I have them right here, Mr. Anderson. - [ALVIN MUMBLES]
I'd shove my broomstick right up your ass.
You have a couple of eggnogs with some farmers,
[RECEIVER SLAMS]
- [LAUGHS] Whoo! - Turn! Turn! To the right! Okay!
Do not move! [DAVE] Get your hands up now!
Son of a bitch! I'm not with you five minutes, and I'm being chased by cops!
My name's Alvin Firpo.
Is there anything I can do to help you? Uh, no. I don't think so.
I'm not gonna sit here and argue with you about it.
Pull out some of those chairs. That'll be fine.
I guess I should say Sarah downstairs. 'Cause now I'm downstairs.
♪ You do what you do and I do what I do ♪
What are you talking about? Your wallet!
Coffee? You bet.
- I'm eatin' scrapple. - Don't touch any of that! We're gettin' out of here!
[ALARM CONTINUES] I'm Alvin Firpo, officer. I was just here...
[ALVIN SHOUTING]
Whoa!
Sarah.
[JAWBREAKER CLICKING]
[SHOUTING] Alvin!
Forty-five minutes ain't bad.
Wait a minute. No, no, wait. There it goes again.
It depends on the person.
[SQUAWKING]
Hey, Bill, don't you just love this old, classic architecture?
Over the years, I've persuaded everybody in town to open up a little Christmas club account.
No, I don't believe so.
come on. Oh.
Go! Go! Go! Go!
The same way I would: Close to my heart.
Eles calcularam o lucro da empresa e o salário de cada um.
heh! You know... Rob the bank.
outside.
- [TIRES SCREECHING] - [BANGING]
Fine, fine. Then we'll get some ring dings and milk for the child in the back.
I missed you boys too.
♪ [MUTTERING]
- [MAN] Mr. Firpo. - Uh, yes?
Here, Bill. I got you this.