Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Move! Move up!
Shit! All right, back away!
[TRUCK HORN HONKING]
You're gonna have to kill me, because I'm not dragging those people in that house into this.
These three were in my store a half hour before the robbery, and they bought three ski masks.
You need a lobotomy. Don't get nasty with me.
Yep. They're here.
Come on. [CHUCKLES]
The storm dumped 14 inches in Chicago before moving east.
- Sarah, he didn't know about your father. - Yeah, sure.
I've got bad news. We got a hostage situation.
You expect me to believe that horse shit? Who wants to die first?
[BOTH LAUGHING]
You know, wash up a little. Get warm.
Somebody got their Christmas bonus early. What do you think he did? Drink it?
Uh, Mrs. Anderson,
Would you quit hoverin' 'round me like bad news?
I can't tell you how much I appreciate this, guys.
Wait till you see the giblet gravy. [SHUDDERS] No, Alvin.
What
♪ Wake unto me
Help!
but tonight's been a real eye-opener for me.
Come on, man. It's Christmas. What the hell.
Merry Christmas!
[DOOR CLATTERS]
Can I take your order now? I'm not quite sure.
You have no idea what kind of night I've had.
It's not? No, it's not,
Well, for years now, these big-city banks have been threatening to come in,
[UTENSILS CLATTERING]
Here. You gotta read this.
I'm coming, I'm coming.
Yeah, well, this feeling you're getting is paranoia!
Clovis, what the hell did you do now?
for putting money back into a vault?
Boys. Boys, the dinner will be ready in 10 minutes.
Never mind.
- I swear I'm gonna get us all out of this. - Oh, no. Come on.
- You shut up. - Liar, liar.
Over here! Move! Move!
This headstone says Anderson.
- Deputy Timmy? - Sir.
[SPUTTERS]
[ALVIN] Hmm. What?
Whoa. Whoa.
Can we make it three? Three ski--
hey! Is my brother doin' a great job?
Everyone, keep your hands up!
I-it's locked? All right! Who's got the key? Raise your hand!
- Come on. Keep going. Go. - [SHOUTING CONTINUES]
Shut up and get inside.
♪ a child, a child shivers in the cold ♪
You don't think we know what you're doing?
Anybody suspicious around before the bank was robbed? Oh, well--
However, if what you say is true-- which, I'm sure it is--
I just robbed these people. I don't want to get to know them.
[SPUTTERS] Go home now. Stay off the interstate.
Bye, Dave! Bye, Alvin!
So, uh, what kind of license plate do you have?
Breath in. Good. Hold it. And let it out.
Come on, buddy.
- You have no brain either. - Hey! You guys all right?
[INMATES CHATTERING]
Bank-- bank president? What are you talking about?
Okay! Nobody move! Keep your hands up! Stay away from the phones!
Can we stop and get some ring dings and milk?
- We know that's where the money is. - Money? What money?
That's no good. It's no good.
and it's obvious nobody here is gonna tell me.
Well, then let's compare.
I'll say whatever I want. Do you like music?
As I told you before, she refuses to visit me here.
Yeah. We did it, Mr. Anderson, and we're sorry.
Come on. Just grab it.
Merlin! Dad! Dad! Dad!
[ANDERSON] No. It's been a nice diversion having you three with us.
That my boys wouldn't come back and save me?
that you're not telling me something!
Alvin, come on.
Thank you. Oh. There's some scallions in there.
He's staying here. Oh.
wanting to take us over.
Don't screw it up. You understand?
Any luck? No.
I hate this town. I hate it.
Where do I know those plates from?
Here. Hang on. We're gonna get you out of there.
New customer? Heh heh!
Why don't you let me do the crackin'...
No. Everybody's fine, Father Gorenzel. Oh, good.
Listen. How would you feel if I were to settle down in a place like this?
Bill, you do what you do, and I do what I do.
Come here. Get away from me, you nut.
[SIREN WAILING]
Thank you, ma'am. Merry Christmas!
You're doing it right now.
- Hey! - Get him! Take him down!
She's been here a couple of years now. Heh!
♪ but you're nobody till somebody loves you ♪
Who's gonna double-cross him? He's buried more people than forest lawn!
Edna? Edna? Are we sleeping together? I think not.
Alvin.
[MUMBLING] Oh, hey, I'm sorry.
I can really use something like that in my life. What's her name?
Everything I got points to you three.
Hello, ma? Dave?
That's weird. Do you have any idea why?
But you two bastards owe me for all the shit I've done for you,
Rough night? [CHUCKLES]
Well, of course, I saw you talking with Sarah upstairs,
They took us in, and they treated us like we was one of their own.
We won't, sir.
I paid for that. I didn't see nothing.
- ♪ [STOPS] - I'm sorry, ma.
[CELL DOOR SLAMMING]
It adds up. It gives everybody a little extra security and pride.
♪ Deck the halls with boughs of holly ♪
I'm telling you, they know something.
Merry Christmas. Merry Christmas to you.
Cut it out! Whoa, whoa, whoa! Come on!
- Gag her! - Oh, cut it out. You can't--
Are you married? Why? Are you gonna propose?
That they'd rather have a couple of hundred thousand bucks over a mother's love?
I saw them all go together.