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I just got through relaxin' 'em. You're makin' 'em all panic. You stay here!
I sense a conspiracy here.
[ALL CHUCKLING] ♪ [BILL HUMMING]
Oh, just a little TV. A daring prison break at long island state prison in New York.
- Sarah upstairs. - [LAUGHS] Sarah upstairs.
[PEYSER] Look at those clowns.
Agent Peyser-- excuse me. Will you guys knock it off, please?
[BILL] Hey! Whoa, whoa, whoa, Merlin!
[ALL EXHALE] Good. And one more deep breath in.
Shh!
We are in pursuit of a 1994 black pathfinder.
Oh, about, um... 45 minutes.
Come on. Don't take all night putting this gas in.
- Yum, yum. - What are you doing?
[BURNELL] Timmy!
Well, that's a lie.
All of it? No.
♪ up on the housetop click, click, click ♪
We're coming, Merlin!
The pterodactyl. It was a lizard back in prehistoric times...
♪ you're nobody till somebody loves you ♪
Where's he goin'?
What do you think, we're stupid?
Oh, no. You think we should stay out of New York altogether?
I realized tonight that I love people, you know?
Oh.
A lot of guys in here disagree with me, but they're servin' time.
License plate: D-u-h-- that's appropriate.
Depends on the person.
♪ Hark, the herald angels sing glory to that newborn king ♪
All right. Get in. Just keep your hands up. Open the door.
- [TEA KETTLE WHISTLING] - Aagh!
Your guess is probably as good as mine. But there was three guys in town this morning.
I got this friend in prison. He's practically on his deathbed.
- Are you sure? - [WHEEZING LAUGHTER]
No, he's not. All right? It's over.
Well, let's go check it out. He just said her name was Collins.
[PEYSER] And you have no idea who it might have been?
[MAN] Yes, sir. What's going on here?
How can you be so sure?
[YELLING] Ow!
It's the money from the robbery. Money.
I don't think so! Well, think again!
You wanna be saying that the rest of your life? No, I don't.
♪ the world still is the same
of another Christmas...
♪ the world still is the same
Hi, sweetie.
[INMATE] Hey, Vic. Isn't that where your daughter Sarah works?
You were in the house at the time.
Vic Mazzucci.
Now our ride's gone. Shit!
- ♪ [SUSTAINED NOTE] - [GASPS] Whoa.
[MERLIN WHINNYING] [ALVIN] Come on! Come on!
[PATTING POCKETS] Look, has anybody seen my wallet?
uh, [CLEARS THROAT] That more was stolen...
Clovis...
No! No, the roads to the interstate are closed.
Speaking of which, have you seen tonight's paper?
[CHATTER CONTINUES]
- Yeah. What about it? - Was it in Pennsylvania?
Ooh! That hurt.
So long, Jerry. Take it easy.
Should we go get him? No, you sit down.
Well, to begin with, the robbers were wearing masks.
I have a gun... And you're talkin' about the winterfest?
Well, it's a variety of things, actually.
I got the guy. I'm the one who got the guy. We've got it all under control!
This is the best Christmas present I could ever give to you.
And what I've learned in prison is that robbin' and stealin' and all that horseshit--
Yes! Yes!
[MAN] Let's roll it over. We gotta get it in the truck.
WHEN WE SHOWED UP TO THAT KIDS APARTMENT
And two, there's no money in the vault.
it's yours.
What are you here for, the winterfest?
Let me guess.
[CHUCKLING] No! Shit!
- Come on! - Freeze, goddamn it! I'll shoot!
Oh. Sorry.
♪ Do you know what I know ♪ what I know what I know ♪
'Cause it's not gonna come around again.
Come on. The harder we row, the faster we go. Come on!
[ALARM BLARING] Shit! I told ya!
- I think that all depends. - Depends... on the road.
[BELL TOLLING]
Maybe we can go to Pennsylvania, and Alvin and I could do that favor for our friend...
This is Bill, Dave and Alvin Firpo.
- They're both my deputies. - Hey, how you doin', fellas?
Check out Bill. He's really going for it.
to me.