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I told you to shut up, and you-- you're supposed to be on my side.
The two-for-one thing.
[SHOUTING]
Hey, Bill, a guy in prison told me if you use the wrong key,
♪ Beautiful dreamer oh, Jesus.
We're going for the money. We're not waiting for nobody.
Enjoy it, smiley. You stay out of trouble.
Thank you. That's very kind. Dick's here. He brought some guests.
Come on, Clovis. I know a shortcut.
[CLEARS THROAT] I don't care. I'm going in anyway.
Come on.
That's my sister. You know.
Now, do us both a favor. Don't do anything you'll regret.
Well... [CLEARS THROAT] Excuse me, Mr. Anderson, but...
Get your hand out of your pocket!
Let's radio the feds. I--
Mrs. A! [CHUCKLING]
In the trunk? Alvin, pull the car over.
Give 'em up. It said-- it said--
[ALARM RINGING] What the hell did you do?
It's a splendid array of fish, shellfish, garlic, paprika
I can't go back to prison. I learned my lesson already.
Okay. This bank is like a beautiful orchard.
and fly high above my problems...
Oh, shit. Oh, shit. Oh, shit.
How many letters is that?
What happened? [SIRENS WAILING]
I'm sorry, everybody.
No camera, and the security guard, he's older than water.
[DAVE CHUCKLING]
♪ Fa la la la la la la la la ♪
We really appreciated it.
- It was just a suggestion. - Uh-- eh--
♪ you never change it
All right. I'll get the tickets. You two separate.
Why don't you tell the people what the hell was going on?
Where'd you go for that tire? Palm beach?
I miss this little piece of heaven. Yeah. I missed you, ma.
[MAN] Hey, Edna, can I get you anything?
[WHINNYING CONTINUES] No, no, no.
The bag? The bag, sir.
Speaking of which, when are you two gonna get hitched?
What the hell are those things? Ski masks.
Yes, you are. And that's not a good thing to be.
Vanity plates.
Over there in the-- in the coffee shop.
Get over there.
You idiot! We're about to rob a bank, and you're gonna get us pinched for stealin' hats?
[TYPING]
Make up your mind, 'cause I'm going. No, you're not.
All right. All right. Yeah, I'll tell him.
Come on, come on.
Yeah, but, ma, we want to come home. It's chri-- Yeah, but we--
You cannot go. So just quiet down, my little one, and call me dad.
Get out of here. [CHATTERING]
[CLAMORING, SHOUTING CONTINUE]
[CHUCKLES] No, that's not possible. They're not up for parole until march.
That's cream corn. Look at that stuff. One more. Come on. That's delicious.
Right this way. I want agents at every roadblock.
I'm getting this feeling...
Why am I still here? What?
I really hope we can all get to be friends.
You're not gonna die!
What
- What's that banging noise? - I don't hear nothing.
[NERVOUS CHUCKLING] Do you boys really, um-- Do you boys really want to do this?
Put the gun down! Get off of me!
I don't think you'll be able to smoke when we go into church.
Adeste fideles. God rest ye merry gentlemen.
and it's a longshot.
Come on! Move it!
Right there. Heh! Oh.
What the hell happened back there? I have no idea!
Oh! Oh, did you want to talk to her? Yes, I wanted to talk to her!
- [CLEARS THROAT, SNORTS] - Are you all right, Mr. Firpo?
are you all right?
It had over $800 in it, which I counted many times on the subway.
And the whole time... You stand there...
[LAUGHING CONTINUES] Bye, mom!
All right! This is a goddamn robbery! [SCATTERED SCREAMS]
There was nobody else with them? I just said there were two of them.
[WOMAN] Right in this room.
I think so. Oh. Well, I'll make you some sandwiches.
The president of the bank.
Move!
Just get in the car. I'll kill him.
I know what to do.
Jesus Christ, Bernie. What the hell's goin' on? Hi, Ed. How ya doin'?
It's right through here.
I'm up for parole. Connect the dots. [LAUGHING] Connect 'em.