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- How do you know? - I swear we passed that farmhouse before.
oh, my God! Guns!
And your son's inside.
- Can I check your bags? - Let's see what's in the bag.
Move back, please. [OVERLAPPING CHATTER]
Gee, Ed. Those were the guys that were in our store, aren't they?
Move it! Move it.
You're right, Bill.
Unbelievable. Ow! Unbelievable.
sit down. Then where the hell...
Not this year.
Thank you. Thank you for my festive sweater.
[CLEARS THROAT, SNIFFS] Bill, would you, uh-- would you please pass me the giblet gravy?
Hey. Hey, what's goin' on? We done yet? 'Cause I'm starvin'.
Hey, you're not gonna leave all these people here, are ya?
They were alone.
You need a lobotomy.
Oh, My God! Guns! Guns!
Help! Help! [PEOPLE CHATTERING]
I didn't get to see that thing pop up on the Turkey. I was-- I hate it.
Two inmates took advantage of what is being called the worst blizzard in 17 years,
It was nice meeting you. Yes. It was nice meeting you,
Do you think those Firpo brothers had anything to do with it? Those rat bastards.
Merry Christmas! Ha ha, ho ho!
I can't leave knowing what I know. What are you saying?
♪ but gold won't bring you happiness ♪
[LAUGHING]
And don't give me that who, me? Look.
Come on, Bill. Get in. Hey, that's Timmy's sleigh!
Birdie.
It kept main street alive.
Yeah, unfortunately. That's Ed Dawson and Clovis Minor.
Uh... 13. Why, father?
They don't have confession. They're protestants.
Oh, shit. I still got the keys to the vault on me.
You think this is torture?
I didn't know what to do.
Hit the wipers.
Aw, g'wan, ya sons of bitches!
Is it clothes? [LAUGHS] I hope they fit.
[SIRENS CONTINUE]
Say, Bill.
Who are they?
[INHALES SHARPLY]
You could have puffed a little longer.
that's right! I'm here to rescue you. Calm down. [PANTING]
So, let's breathe in. [ALL INHALE]
Whoo! The first thing I want to know--
[SIREN CONTINUES] [Alvin] Hey! Come on! Let's go!
- [PEYSER] We got 'em. Come on! - [WHINNIES]
No. Let's wait and see what they're up to.
It'll make you cry.
- They tell me they can show us the exact spot. - Hallelujah. Huh?
Did you do the right thing?
Come on. Let's just go.
I like them too. And I wish that I could think of something to make this all better.
Oh, yeah. We've been hearing that all night.
I've already done that. Good. Well, with any luck, we ought to be able to find 'em,
He's got the spirit, don't he?
You heard him! I'm staying here!
Hopefully they're still in the area. Put out an A.P.B. On that car.
- I'm sure it wasn't your fault. - Anybody hurt?
Yeah, I wonder who misses them more-- you or the original owners.
That would make me no different from the people who robbed me.
Shut up!
Stalactites! [LAUGHING]
They're here.
Bill. Hey, Bill, wait a minute.
You know, and so... do me a favor.
Wha-- What happened? Our car ran off the road.
You're enormously misinformed, Mr. Firpo.
Bill, you're a genius. Yeah, but in the Firpo family,
[LAUGHING]
I appreciate the sentiment. You let me decide what I get for Christmas.
Father... I found a wallet in the street.
Guys,
I miss all the creature comforts we used to have when you boys were around--
What a crock of stinking horse shit.
♪ as sure as the stars shine above ♪
Good, good. It's just your basic yoga. I learned it in prison.
I mean-- what do I mean, Dave?
What exactly is in the bouillabaisse? I'll call you back.
You do what you do, I do what I do! [CACKLES]
Figured that out, did you?
Ring dings and milk? Ring dings and milk!
[LAUGHING] Well, well.
- What are you talking about? - Just give us the money, and we're out of here.
Do you think people change?
[CLEARS THROAT, SNIFFLES] Is go back home.
What's this?
What are you looking at? What?
Do not move! Get 'em up! Get away from that phone! Get 'em up!
Back up. We're gonna lose them.