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It's a bachelor party. Lighten up.
Archimedes once said,
my pig was alive and happy
Yes! Good for you!
What makes you say that?
What if we end up in the factory making Chuck E. Cheese’s Piñata
He was a beloved member of the family.
Jewish and gentile.
feeling Richard Feynman's
♪ The autotrophs began to drool, Neanderthals developed tools ♪
so if I wait long enough,
I'm feeling a little dizzy from all the blood loss.
Actually, we're not going to the movies.
tortilla chips were such a good fuel source.
that does get the creative juices flowing.
into the breaking-up drawer?
And there's your damsel.
♪ We built the Wall ♪ ♪ We built the pyramids ♪
to dance with his daughter at her wedding.
Oh, good.
♪ Then nearly 14 billion years ago expansion started... Wait! ♪
Right.
We have plenty of food for the animals.
"Give me a 'leever' long enough
Oh, that's Leonard.
some hippie's mobile sex dungeon.
You really didn't have to...
Did you change yours to "married" yet?
Well, what is it?