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I could never do it. Pay bills? Wash dishes?
And?
Okay. Oh.
Sorry. I just wanna start this clean.
Hi, Luke. Pretty good.
I gotta get ready. Oh!
There is no way that Manny has seen this sort of thing at our home.
I'm supposed to pick him up and drive him to the wedding?
Because we're raising a child?
Phil, I think it's happening.
We'll go to movies. Take classes.
And seriously, are you guys okay with this?
We gotta get home. Look. Manny's notebook.
I'd be all, like, "That chick is cool." Mm-hmm.
He must have learned that at school, because we have filters in the computer,
Oh!
- Hello. - Hey.
Maybe if you didn't fall in love with everybody you looked at-
Marriage terrifies me.
Best time to get 'em.
I am too free with my body.
This is a nude vacuuming a staircase.
Stop this! You're going to wake the baby.
Looking. Clutch.
Boom!
Marriage is a promise.
Kids don't eat dinner. You don't eat dinner? What do you do?
Honey, I wish we'd known. Yeah.
No. First she complimented my fashion sense,
I do. Hand 'em over.
You spend the early years in constant contact,