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to call my family and tell them that I'm safe here
I'm not explaining it right.
Thank you.
What?
- Good Lord! - It was pretty scary.
Michelle!
So, I went out of my way
Please.
Best damn sauce I ever had.
It was an accident, but it was my fault.
My boyfriend was expecting me.
The kitchen's fully functional.
And then for round two,
God! Open the door, you bitch!
It said Help.
I'd say being alive and down here would make a fried turd taste pretty good, so...
And I could see it, right there on his face, he knew something was happening.
Stop!
I wanted to design clothes.
No.
Met Frank and Mildred?
This was the way it was always supposed to be.
Go on.
Okay.
All right, second word.
Stop!
We're missing pieces here.
There's no one left to call.
I'm gonna need the pepper also.
Now, to restart the unit, you just swing the handle off,
Like hell you were! What was that?
Forty miles outside of Lake Charles.
And I thought, seeing this little girl,
I bet what we just heard were airborne patrols
but I want us to be a happy family.
He said to me... He said to my face, that this was his daughter.
You heard someone?
It's delicious.
Could be military.
More details on that.
Are you...
I was at a hardware store.
You'll learn to love cooking.
You know, Howard's like a black belt in conspiracy theory.
You won't fit. Plus your arm. She'll be fine.
And so, I was thinking about making a weapon
Come back.
And if the Martians finally figured out a way to get here,
What's up there?
You need more axes and chain saws.
What kind of stuff?
Shoot! I'm sorry.
I know that this isn't the life you'd prefer,
Yeah.