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"I just unplugged “The Machine”"
Yes, and he's bringing his girlfriend.
It's just that I've never seen a woman, like,
You know what the problem is is that all the single people
Plus the 7200s are more expensive,
I'm kind of in a rush.
I thought Chale was your nickname.
- but I have a couple more names. - How many more?
All right, are you squeezing my hand to prove
Hey, welcome to Best Box.
they think he's gonna die.
By the bridge, the... London Bridge.
Eh, it's a long story.
We're gonna be in it.
The reception hall is only so big,
Her or Liam Neeson, right? With the scary phone voice.
we might have the perfect girl for you.
Mark, Mark, Mark, Mark...
Oh, and, uh... out here,
It's like we're inside a bag of popcorn.
No, just... 17.
I mean, really?
Come on, guy. You're sweating all over the boxes.
"Dream On."
You want a shot at sales up front?
Yeah, well, some of us see “not in stock”
But just make sure you get your credit card back.
and they just give up.
And it's just... It's not the greatest gig for people
"You'll be sitting at home watching “Wheel of Fortune”"
or my buddy Chad, also from Shop Rite.
the only person going back to the hot box is you.
I don't understand. I'm... I'm making more money.
just to stay in the air conditioning?
with, like, a lot of plugs you can do... like a...
Uh, thanks for getting me in here, Mr. Gable.
but you have found my Achilles' heel.
'Cause I used to live in London, and nobody talked like you.
- Okay? - Thank you, sir.