Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- I can't. I'm taking care of Michael and Aiden.

It's getting fuckin' dark and we gotta move.

specifically baked by moi, for your weak-ass body.

I keep getting these sharp-ass cramps.

- Does he throw wet paper towels at you while you're taking a dump?

- Follow me then, slut. JULIO: Alright.

- Republic gotta curb stomp Branson like in American History X!

Oh, wait. Yes, dude. He's proposing.

so little, that people used to call him

Ooh, I like a horrible franchise.

and then had a vicious dog try to eat it.

- [high-pitched voice] Hope my funeral's fun, bitch.

That was in the past, homey, alright? I'm sorry!

You cheated on me freshman year, then I cheated back that summer.

- Whoa. Do you think we'll ever get shot?

- Just seems like it would be the other way.

- Maybe. Life is crazy.

But, you know, this generation, they get real sentido

It's called Harry Potter.

ESPERANZA: Oh, no.

- It's fuckin' happening. Just fuckin' leave me!

We were teenagers.

But, you know, Hugs Not Thugs is teaching me

I'm being kidnapped.

unlike you and me, big dawg.

we could eat those asses.

really, really bad.