Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

You don't get to hang that over my head for 15 years.

Alright. See how much fun you have with your Tio Luis

Ah, fuck. There is no record collection, is there?

I packed us a picnic, and I thought I'd take you on a hike

- Look who's back.

- Oh, God, one more time.

and hiking was number nine.

Look how stiff that shit is!

♪ Softer than the summer... ♪

- Damn fool. Take a joke.

doesn't mean you can't put hands on him, okay?

- Girl, you look so cute.

♪ Sweeter than wine ♪

on the boy that bullied them.

Look, I'm in the moment

Or else I'm gonna come back and fucking haunt you The Ring style!

- Mom, could Tio Luis please watch us instead of Tio Julio?

- ♪ Mmm-mmm-mmm ♪ - ♪ Magic ♪

- Hey! Watch your language.

and just let me watch my game, I'll take care of the kids.

Maybe you just finally got your first period.

♪ Whenever I hold you tight ♪

Is he about to propose?

- I would never. - Oh.

or say stupid tonterías like, "No mames, Güero,"

- Mom, please take us to a dentist in Mexico.

God damn, you're driving me fucking crazy!

He makes us watch movies from the past.

- Just... let... go!

LUIS: Hey, I'll race you fools home.