Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I'd murder you so bad it'd be on Dateline.

And then you wouldn't have come

Jesus Christ, our Lord and Savior,

- Yeah, yeah, well, I obviously could do that.

- That's not how memes work.

P-22 is gonna fuckin' devour us.

It's a mountain lion that roams this exact same area.

BOTH: No! - Then what does he do to you then?

And why are you wearing exercise clothes?

- You got it, bro.

♪ Softer than the summer night ♪

I'm trying to watch the Raiders.

♪ I knew that you felt it too ♪

- Don't worry, that butterfly has nothing on you.

God answered Tiny Juan's prayers.

- Mom, why are you punishing us?

- We thought you were cool but it turns out you're just a loser,

Ooh. You look hot.

He's gonna smell this basket and then he's gonna devour us.

Or wait. Maybe you cheated after I cheated first.

All you have to do is look pretty and have fun.

- No, you gotta curb stomp him like in American History X!

- Why don't you ever just trust me?

I was actually just making dinner.

♪ Everything I want, I have ♪

Yeah, they said, uh,

- It's my stomach. I definitely ate dairy.