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You "lime" it, huh?
Margaret, have you seen Enid?
trying to find you.
and the newspaper... it's just absolutely...
we have to convince these people that we're totally rich yuppies.
- Jesus! - Oh, yay.
the very best thing that ever happened to you.
We can do things like these cartoons that are amusing...
You wish. You got to buy me dinner first.
What are you studying?
So when are we gonna start looking for our apartment?
At least we'll never have to see...
Medium?
I'll just check that on the computer for you, sir.
I'm sorry, I need to speak with her for a second.
Well, hello there, young employee of the Sidewinder.
For what?
May I help you find a particular Masterpiece movie?
Have some more kids, why don't you?
What are you going to do now?
Seymour, did you have a chance...
and places it in an artistic context...
Hey, you know what? Listen to me, Joe, all right?
Is Stacy Himmler going out with Rod Harbaugh?
Wait a minute. It says five dollars.
I don't know. That's just great.
What kind of loser get fired after one day?
I'm not even in the same universe...
Then we'll ease you into the big crowds, all right?
Jesus Christ, move it!
It really was great to meet you.
- Oh, look, there he is. - As always.
So, how do you two know each other?
And why aren't you pushing the larger sizes?
Can we talk about this in a minute?
Hi. My name is Allen...
If he's so weird, how come he's wearing Nikes?
Of course I remember you.
Well, Melorra, I'll be right back.
Who is responsible for this?
It'll be really fun.
All artists have to suffer.
If you would have told me you were coming...
How much is this?
“Seymour”?!
Well, we won't keep you.
I can't imagine spending money on plastic cups.
I don't know.
Don't you trust me, Seymour?
Don't worry about it. I've lived with the guy for five years.
Enjoy.
Did she actually tell you that you can't see me anymore?
If you want to make up your own rules...
So, what are you guys doing this summer?
Come on. Please?
I would have warned you it's not like a real party or anything.
I'll just be in my room.
What do you want?
I can run upstairs and get it.
And you haven't heard of the miracle of masturbation?
Well, there's some good stuff in here.
El Cerrito Garage Sale #1
Just some people from work.
So, now are you going to get a regular job?
There might be some root beer.
Who could forget this great hit from the Fifties, huh?
You know what my number one fantasy used to be?
until he's done playing.
It's just an excuse for us to spend time with you, Josh.
Takes more than a fancy dress
I'll get put on some weird mailing list.
What fake blind date? What are you talking about?
Well, it's like I always say, take my life... please!
What, are we in slow motion here?
God, I'm so sick of Seymour.
Is that a new release, sir?
No wonder I never listen to the radio.
This is computer catalogs and stuff.
Did you ha e a chance to think about what you might want for dinner while you were in there
Turn off that goddamn noise.
He's going to be amazed to see it.
What are you talking about?
And I have learned...
"Your own apartment."
I'm not in any good condition to drive.
God! Fuck you!
I was just joking around with the customers.
Maybe she got another boyfriend.
She could at least have the decency to call me back.
of great importance.
"deep-fried with side and slaw. It's outrageous!"
Don't you creeps ever talk about anything nice?
Do you still want to do something tonight?
Yeah, a long time ago.
Are there any questions so far?
What thing?
Look at all this stuff.
Please welcome to the stage...
Forget it. I'm sure it sucks.