Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Actually, you could live here...

People still hate each other...

Seymour! Just the man I want to see.

You're listening to KFTO...

Josh? Why would she be with Josh?

- Oh, hi. - So, what happened?

No, they told me that she'd be here.

Yes, I been plowin'

No. This is the ultimate.

It's about The Mutilator.

Maybe I don't want to meet someone who shares my interests.

It's obviously a 1977 original punk rock look.

and losers and weirdos.

God, this is really confusing.

This is, like, my dream room.

How come everybody doesn't know this?

Then Again, What Do I Know? I Like Laurel And Hardy Movies.

Awful! Just awful!

So, what was all that about enlarged holes and tight cracks?

What am I supposed to say?

to try to create a piece of artwork...

And it looks like we have some really interesting work up here.

What do you think you're doing?

All these movies suck.

I'm gonna really miss all of you people.

What can you tell us about this piece..

Maybe I should just move in with you.

I didn't really get it, either.

Did you bring the tape?

In fact, I was standing right next to him...

And I kind of want to be around when he calls...

Did you mean all that stuff about moving in with me?

Who would actually have sex with this thing?

Look, I already told you guys, I'm not giving you a ride.

- Citizen's arrest. - You!

It would look stupid on you anyway.

It's America Dude, Learn the rules

Well, let's see if they bring it up...

Why'd you bring the record?

And give me six of these beef jerkys.

Why don't you just tell me you don't want to live with me?

Jesus, listen to this one.

So, what do you do if you're a Satanist, anyway?

Check out these people behind you.

'Cause this is the day of our high school graduation

Here, is that funny?

but instead of tea...

Let's go hassle Josh.

What about me? Am I not even here?

that you two would do something different.

It's pretty sleazy.

Let me know as soon as you can, Enid.

any of these creepy faces ever again.

Achieved matriculation

How many times I tell you? No shirt, no service.

You're still living out some stupid seventh-grade fantasy!

Hey, that's all right.

So I'll be special, and I'll be rare

They're Seymour's.

No, not "91/2," "81/2." The Fellini film.

You like them? They a good fit?

I was wearing that when I lost my virginity.

What do you think this is, Club Med?

I'm not gonna let you fuck that up.

What kind of loser gets fired after one day?

- It's my shtick. - Well, lose it.

Isn't it great?

I think Josh is becoming too mature for us.

What kind of loser gets fired after one day?

What do you think this is, Woodstock?

And we have to wonder why it's so shocking.

It's a really great video game...

That's an early painting of their first logo.

So I'll be special, and I'll be rare

What the hell is wrong with you?

Maybe not 78s, but I can play regular records.

and then ragtime at the top of the list.

You know what we should do?

It's my parking lot!

First of all, what kind of sculpture is this?

Here, let's put down your bowl of ice cream.

It's ancient history.

Right. One second.

So, is this your record collection?

"Brotherhood and Community: Art as Dialogue."

What does that mean, "someone like me"?

I just really feel like I need to say something to you.

there are no other records like that.

All they care about is guitars or sports.

Maybe now you can understand why I can't get a date.

I really need to get some sleep.

How about this one?

This is a pretty fucked up thing to do to somebody.

but I don't think it's completely hopeless.

What's the story with the two cheerleaders over there?

and still get a job if you want.

Why? What's the difference?