Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

It's Enid. Leave a message.
I'm afraid if I see him, I'll feel really bad again.
Hey! Hey, you!
Look, that's the policy, OK?
Colorful.
Do you have any old Indian records?
Are we in slow motion here? What, are you hypnotized?!
Thanks.
to participate in a show of high school art...
We don't think so.
Well, I found this when I was doing some research...
Sounds good.
- Which one? - The blond guy over there.
I'm gonna tell him you said that.
This guy has every reason to freak out.
That guy spends more time in here than I do.
Hey, check out the awesome Fifties hairdo on our waiter.
Oh, my God. Didn't they tell you?
So there's this stupid art show I'm going to tonight...
but I was in this relationship at the time...
Oh. Well, this looks like the work of Phillip.
I guess it's mine now.
- Please, Josh? - No.
Yeah, nice outfit.
and it illustrates perfectly what I was saying...
I said, Lordy, baby
It was glorious.
from sexual frustration.
God, that asshole's voice is so hateful.
Yes, here it is.
Did you even look through the rest of the book?
Hi, it's me.
Well, it's kind of a diary, I guess.
Not exactly. She just...
You're a beautiful young girl.
- Get a job. - God, fuck you.
- Can anybody drive? - He's insane.
God, that is obviously him.
El Cerrito Garage Sale #2
What do you expect? I mean, considering how we met you...
Aren't these the greatest?
Let me tell you something, Joe, OK?
I'm outta here.
and I'm hoping to start auditions soon.
You don't even have a job.
- Oops, I dropped it! - Jeez!
and how it's whitewashed over in our culture.
You know that tape sucked, by the way?
Isn't it great?
You're all right.
These assholes are saying I have to go to summer school...
You know, that guy's band is playing tonight.
Look, there's my dad with Maxine.
I saw the ad when you first placed it...
Were you a fry cook or something?
I'm sorry.
- Are you waiting for a bus? - Yes.
El Cerrito Garage Sale #3
Can we go in here for a second? Just for a second.
Oh, God, this is totally unbearable.
I mostly just keep playing that over and over.
It's, like, the Taj Mahal of fake Fifties diners.
the best key to your particular lock.
Dana just got out of a really bad relationship...
Do you serve beer or any alcohol?
No more education
On that pathetic fake blind date?
Jesus! I'll talk to you later, OK? Bye.
Should we leave a note?
I was only kidding.
- Congratulations. - Thank you. Have a seat.
Who?
Really? Where?
Normally, you have to have a lot of references....
I was more interested in the whole Cook's phenomenon...
God, how long have you been standing there?
- I don't think she's even here. - You're kidding.
Interesting.
You've totally ignored me ever since high school ended.
Can you tell us why?
I mean it. You leave everything to me...
Right. Exactly.
You should check out the personals.
The title of the show will be...
"Dear Josh, we came by to fuck you..."
I think that Phillip and Enid can help us to see that...
and I took the liberty of submitting your name.
- Well, I'm sorry, Enid... - Can you help me out here?
I'm just like all the rest of these pathetic collector losers.
would more accurately be classified in the ragtime idiom.
You Jews are so clever with money.
Joey McCobb, the weirdest man in show business.
I guess I should have figured...
That's what I'm going to do.
He does that every single day.