Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

but we can never find any boys to take us.

How about Friday at 1:00?

They're very sensitive about that kind of stuff at work.

You really gotta check out Blues Hammer

You placed an ad in "The Weekly" over a month ago, and...

You don't know what you're talking about.

We've stayed for the duration

Now I remember why I haven't been anywhere in months.

I want to make love to him.

You can't score a home run without swinging the bat.

wild cherry roundup, and ten-gallon tangerine.

Look, I'm sick of waiting.

So listen to me, Melorra.

Don't you like me?

Which band is yours?

A smile is something special

"Where on the human body is the Douglas pouch located?"

Well, it's not completely hopeless for you.

What are you doing? You don't ever criticize the feature.

and you'll find your own ways of externalizing the internal.

Doesn't it make you want to dance?

Now, my own background is in video and performance art...

This place is a total riot.

I've decided to rent that place that we looked at...

Now we're the newest members of the general population

Eww, look at this.

as kind of a comment on racism...

We're supposed to be saving it for our two-month anniversary.

and see if this is...

Not so cool now, are you, good-looking boy?

"Signed Tiffany and Amber."

It took me a while before I got a chance to actually play it...

I think he'll be fine.

Hey, check that out.

Your striking blond.

At least the wheelchair guy is entertaining.

it was glorious

I don't really know what to say, Enid.

I guess I'm trying to show...

- I can't breath under this mask. - Excuse me.

I don't know, it's complicated.

if you show them this flier at the door.

- Don't turn around. - What? Why?

Seymour? No. You got to be kidding me.

I'm just so sick of everybody.

Why don't you just ask him?

I am so sorry about what happened, Enid.

I merely want to help you find...

Sing it a lullaby or use this. It's all I've got.

No, that one's not so great.

and she tells me I'm allowed to place one student...

What are you talking about?

What are you talking about? Who?

Are we in slow motion here? C’mon, What are you, hypnotized?

You're wearing a green dress. What are you, Irish?

Oops, I should go.

What about her? Are you into girls with big tits?

Look, I don't know. I don't think it's such a good idea.

This type of thing must happen to him all the time.

Come on, Josh. Don't you want to see where this guy lives?

So, was that your boyfriend?

What's up, Josh? Give me two packs of cigarettes today.

But you have to share with a...

Look at me. I'm not even listening...

"but you were not home. Therefore, you are gay."

we you get all your subjects grade A and get b in a core subject

I'm supposed to go to the store. I was going to make him a cake.

So, what are you guys up to?

I'll get a job tomorrow. I promise.

Dream a little dream. It's never gonna happen.

Why do you have this?

I'm going to go to bed. I'm really tired.

God. How can you stand all these assholes?

Most women wouldn't invite a guy over on the first date, but...

Everyone is too stupid

I've been wandering the streets day and night...

- The record room is off limits. - Really?

- I don't think so. - Please. Please.

Maybe she's with Josh?

Everyone's too stupid.

All right. Hey, no need to get violent.

Yeah, I just love blues.

Oh, it's just my stupid back. I'll be all right in a minute.

Well, I'm majoring in Business Administration...

and you don't have to pay...

Fucking asshole! What's wrong with you?

That's not for sale.

Seriously, I'm, like, this close to being done.

Look, I better get going.

Right, so let's just say music.

This is a totally normal, average neighborhood.

It's America, dude. Learn the rules.

We're good friends, right?

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See, that's exactly the type of thing we're trying to avoid.

I can't read the trivia question.