Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Well, I will do no such thing.

Did you want mashed potatoes?

I think it's totally weird.

But those are our people.

That way, we only use up one.

Yeah, he should totally just kill himself.

You know, I bet there are tons of women...

This track alone by Memphis Minnie...

and my name is Dana.

you're going to wish you had ten beers.

- What? - Five hundred.

Sometimes I think I'm going crazy...

Did you have a chance to think about what you want for dinner while you were in there

What if he recognizes us?

Look who's talking, Little Miss Badass.

No. It's the classic Italian film.

Gimme all your money, bitch.

Come on, Seymour. Don't be silly.

You don't know what you're talking about.

This is my friend Seymour.

How much is this?

It's a found object.

coming at you this beautiful evening.

I don't know what's wrong with me.

God, that asshole's voice is so hateful

What was all that about?

because Becky would totally freak out.

Back in 1922...

until I get a job.

This little break-up might be...

and I start moving in next week.

You have five minutes left on your shift.

He's just this guy that Becky and I like to torture.

Then how come I haven't had a girlfriend in four years?

Actually, there is this one guy I have a crush on right now...

Maybe we could discuss it in the car.

Oh, my God. Look at this.

"Corporate Slut." Sophisticated.

And what was your reason for choosing him as your subject?

I only pay premium on mint records.

Oh, face it. You just hate every single guy...

Hi. What's your name?

I should be going in a few minutes, and...

- What's going on? - Call the cops, man.

That's nice, but no.

Oh. I thought maybe this was supposed to be your father.

I thought "everything must go."

In coming to terms with my own personal setback...

That's fine. Just breathe. Don't worry about it.

since my life turned to shit.

Oh, here's one.

Have fun living with your dad for the rest of your life.

for all of us if at the end of the summer...

But my woman she be gone

and thus, it becomes art.

So I decided to do my project based on this discovery...

It's totally irrelevant, because a girl like that...

Indian records?

OK. Thanks. Bye.

At least you're not like every other stupid guy in the world.

Oh, we totally have to.

I just hope it's not too late.

Oh, yeah, and be sure to wear that sexy green cardigan

I mean, she probably didn't even notice him.

That's not true.

Other than that, I just prefer to have them on CD.

just not telling anyone and going off to some random place.

Working overtime. Sixteen hours.

It's got an Incipient Lam crack.

I've stayed in horrible relationships for years...

It's a surprise.

That's where an artist takes an ordinary object...

How totally amazing.

Don't you ever talk about fluffy kittens or the Easter Bunny?

Do you have a decent equalizer?

except as an amusingly cranky eccentric curiosity.

I love this song.

So all we have to do is buy semi-expensive outfits...

She's over here right now. I think it's going pretty well.

What, are you going to have sex with her on your first date?

- Great job. - Thank you.

You're like... my hero.

from your graduating class for a full one-year scholarship...

There's some choice LPs in here...

Congratulations!

Why do we have to go in here? I hate this place.

a gay tennis player from the Forties?

even though there was stuff like this?

God, I didn't think that just because you get an "F"...

You don't have to. I'll pay for everything now...

Don't thank me.

This could be a really great thing for you.

He's just totally lazy.

about the various flavors of frozen yogurt?

for lumbar support.

used to be called Coon Chicken.

What a little hose bag.