Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Hey, I was just wondering, maybe you'd be more comfortable
You know, guys, I think it's...
♪ You gotta, you gotta, you gotta ♪
Probably we all do.
and all we have is this mini nug.
- [somber music] - No!
- I'll be your god. - Ahah! Please don't.
[laughs] What?
You have to stop. Listen to me.
All right, and next,
- Yeah. - One, two, three.
You're a [bleep] joke.
You're a good guy and I like you
That's it. You guys... You think you're so cool.
but you gotta put that thing on.
before I lose my cool.
In lane eight, Pat Heffernan.
-Hang on. - Pst.
[exhales] Then, next sound of the shotgun...
- He gave it to me. - Is this free?
You know what?
[laughing]
but can you get back to the announcer's booth?
- That's a free can. - What?
of Mountain Dew Kickstart with hair.
Okay, Goons, turkey bacon shake?
God, it feels good to be back on the deck,
No, no! That's my thing, guys!
- You're tall? - Hair, height, humor.
away from all the BS... those clowns...
Like, everybody dresses up like clowns
[The Skinny Boys' "Jock Box"]
♪ ♪
as a real man now. Well, guess what, bud?
- Oh, I do! - [all cheering]
- Son of a bitch, -That means...
- Yeah, totally. - Forever.
Gentlemen, we've built a brand.
♪ ♪
That kid right there, he tried to kill himself for me.
[clippers whirring]
- for a hat split three ways. - Yep.
- Well, it's a webseries. - The webseries.
Stab you in the back with a friendship knife!
I'm a human being! I'm not a goddamn action figure!
Hey, bud. I understand that you're branding yourself
Yo, I'm Snapchatting this if that's cool.