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-(DOOR OPENS) -FRED: Archie.

You can cut the sexual tension in here with a knife.

you're a cheerleader, for God's sakes.

I told Betty and Jughead,

Thanks. That's great. (LAUGHS)

Listen up, party people.

You're late, Veronica.

(SNAPS FINGERS)

VALERIE: Ever since we started dating you've ignored me,

Cheryl: Oh, my God, color me shocked, Archie Andrews.

Whatever it is.

Irreconcilable differences.

And you being there...

And he ended up using them against me.

Usually because of my dad.

It sounded like Clifford Blossom was responsible

Classy, Chuck, as always.

When your father was arrested.

I really want that to be a lie.

Betty, what you and Veronica did

Enough! That's enough!

with one of your father's many hunting rifles.

are people that, two months ago,

JUGHEAD: Weekdays,

He's kind of dating Kevin.

what if I had left Riverdale with my mom?

-any excuse to wear a cute party dress. -Yeah.

-It's so not me. -It doesn't matter, Jughead,

(BETTY SINGING "HAPPY BIRTHDAY")

that he might've hired him to do other jobs.

for putting Dad in jail.

(SPEAKS SPANISH)

Something is very, very wrong with me.

-Yeah, it's right... -Yeah, um...

Of course I do.

Jughead doesn't like his birthday.

Like... Like Jughead's surprise party.

Come on. It'll be like old times.

Have you ever seen me without this stupid hat on?

But you should still come with us.

Why do you hate your birthday so much, Jug?

but we wouldn't have met,

and what they've done.

and help at your dad's hearing.