Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

-Nicely. -Nicely?

Boy, do I have a twisted secret to reveal.

We live in a democratic society, Cheryl.

What if I came with you?

So you shot him between the eyes

when you guys got me kicked off the football team,

Why can't it just be normal for once?

That's awesome. Except... (CLEARS THROAT)

The Blossoms agreed to pay my family a fee in perpetuity.

Oh, my God, don't turn around.

He's got serious Mommy issues.

Oh, I'm so sure.

You did this for you. To prove something.

What exactly happened between you guys that night?

The payments, which are significant, by the way,

including Kevin, including Veronica,

Or you can try and fix things.

acting all high and mighty again. acting all high and mighty again.

(SIGHS) You told her about my birthday?

No one. Inner-circle only.

And I'm ready to go on record

Anything to say for yourself, Arch?

I'm the damaged loner outsider

I spoke to Mom last week, she didn't mention any of this, Dad.

my dad wanted to stay.

Every day, I feel like there's a new secret,

This is a small town, but it's not that small.

FP: Yeah, this is Jones.

Oh, but you can't leave now.

And I bet it would mean so much to Jughead if you came.

Where you going, guest of honor?

Smithers, you've known my parents a very long time, haven't you?

Hiram and I had some business.

Why is everything so doom and gloom with you, Jug?

and brought you some aspirin for the headache I'm sure you have.

And all this time, I thought you were a lover, not a fighter.

Good night, FP.

-Uh, no, no. -That's a fantastic idea.