Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

(SIGHS) This whole night is bad luck.

And your tongue in the Sheriff's kid's mouth.

That's good news, right?

Nevertheless, some of us strive to impose and maintain order

But I think that's what makes me do these crazy things. Like...

And my mother, is she...

Veronica, this is Paul Sowerberry, your father's attorney.

but we both know the truth.

drugged me, handcuffed me in the Jacuzzi,

You may not live on the Southside anymore,

Ugh, you reek. Are you drunk?

Don't... Don't worry, my lips are sealed.

I'm afraid your poor mother might be drawn into this awful mess.

I don't think it's gonna work out.

I can't face the music right now.

JUGHEAD: Hey, I was talking to Kevin.

Being together, working together, not a good idea.

I had to choose, and I chose my dad.

Clifford Blossom tried to end this agreement

"-And I have a plan. -You like shaming people, Chuck?"

illegally purchased the drive-in land?

Except maybe that I accused Cheryl of twincest.

Betty, you know me,

Dude, Valerie just got here. You think she wants me back?

So let's play a little game to get those secrets out in the open.

-ALL: Surprise! -(LAUGHING)

And Then There Was This Arbitrary Day

I've got layers.

So... A John Landis double feature at the Bijou.

be responsible for Jason's murder, do you?

or merely think we are.

"My darling daughter.

while their Board was in town. He, um...

What if Clifford implicated Daddy

All those for Cheryl?

You were doing something nice,

And as you got older, Jason started to think it was strange, unnatural.

You don't have to go Dark Betty on me.

-That's weird. -Why are you getting so upset?

conflicted about helping him.

You shut me out, remember?

What else is he doing from behind bars?

They're ruining our lives, and to them it's just a game.

Betty, you were saying something about Jughead's birthday?

-CHUCK: What the hell? -Do it, Jason!