Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I didn't plan on Chuck and Cheryl,

It's the fact that you don't know or even care

for sending Veronica's dad to jail.

He got suspended, not expelled.

Just doing my job, keeping my ear to the ground.

Archie, where do you want the kegs?

We've already reviewed the new choreography for Homecoming.

Of course you do. And you should.

Happy birthday, Jughead.

You wanna show me where the can is?

It's just I would be happier

-Not one you'd want. -Just...

and your last week as my social handmaidens.

I told him not to sign the divorce papers.

Clifford: Hermione Lodge will crumble.

it was your sole responsibility

I'm not normal, I'm not wired to be normal.

They're about to finalize the divorce.

Get your hands off me, snake.

I've already told her all of this.

A Southside Serpent dating the Sheriff's son?

Wait, Valerie...

Didn't realize you had so many friends.

Veronica: Ugh, I'm so over this.

without inviting moi?

I trust Jughead, Mom.

We are either in control of our lives,

we have to accept whatever you say as gospel truth?

After the morning I've had, I'm ready for just about anything.

Anyway, I think the best gift that I could give to Jughead