Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

but I can think of someone with a very dirty secret.

If anything, I'm less inclined.

Look, you may get a free peepshow every night,

DILTON: This game is sick.

What? And he didn't say anything?

-Jughead. Hey. -Hey, Ethel.

-It's just a party, Jug. -It's not just a party.

Well, of course, I'll take him.

And when my father, being my father, refused,

You don't think Dad could, in any way,

Never cross a Lodge.

until about five months ago, when they stopped.

(WHISPERS) I don't want my mom to be guilty, Archie.

You didn't have a piece of cake. It's bad luck.

Snakes don't shed their skin so easily.

JUGHEAD: What the hell is Secrets and Sins?

Betty Cooper and Veronica Lodge,

I didn't think people would be drinking tonight.

Thanks, Veronica. Thanks, everyone.

We're on borrowed time.

I am obligated to ask you

You want vengeance? I'm with you.

Veronica: My father is a criminal.

from the wrong side of the tracks.

Unequivocally good.

Whoa, where the hell are you going?

Said he would destroy my mom if I didn't make a statement on his behalf.

You're still hot, Alice.

-What does that mean? -It means

Penelope: Maybe you should've sent her to jail instead of Hiram.

It wasn't a big deal.

I don't even know why,

My dad hired Jughead's dad to trash the drive-in.

Arch, can you give me a hand downstairs?

can benefit greatly from my professional guidance

That's what I'm thinking.

So I did some digging.

You're the perfect girl next door.

Did you really think you could have a party

because you and Hermione Lodge...

(BREATHES HEAVILY)

Ugh, you reek. Are you drunk?

I just had a terrific meeting with Principal Weatherbee,

BETTY: Apologize for what you did to me! -CHUCK: Look, I'm not Jason.

You're going with Betty instead.

And thank you, Mom, for not getting mad that I slept over at Betty's.

Sometimes, son, you just gotta rip the Band-Aid off.

And given recent events, it's not inconceivable