Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

For local crossing guards?

To walk loser kids across some loser street.

Aiden? Charlotte?

Volunteering to serve the community

[gasps] dear god...

Since you already do so much.

Until last week,

Of course, chief. Just doing my job.

Uh, captain simpson,

We wrap up tonight's nightly reading of horrors

By hassling grandmas and wrecking quinceañeras?

When local hero homer simpson risked his life

The only force holding society together

Let's just go by ourselves.

At the supermarket?

Maybe I should've asked them for more, just in case.

[marge] uh, sweetie?

[overlapping agreements]

With a new optimistic segment I like to call

Homer, I've been trying to reach you.

All right, wise guy, I'm gonna have to ask you

Royally screwed the pooch on this one.

And meter butlers.

[homer] welcome to mayor quimby's springfield,

I-I-I don't know what that means.

You'd better look both way-- [grunts]

Mr. Mayor, the blame falls squarely on the shoulders

The hydrogen peroxide, yeast, and dish soap within.

And in the sheets-- the bedsheets.

Morning drop-off will be very challenging.