Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

So, since otto has disappeared with our bus

And if the only tool you have is a hammer,

Crossing guard captain homer simpson,

I'm just gonna stay in bed tomorrow

Homer simpson can bully this town,

You are an all-powerful crossing god.

My whole life just flashed through my pants.

I'm gonna hold onto them,

At a chess-themed sex orgy, and now this.

Is a warm beanbag bazooka?

But mark my words,

Between your school kids and guys like me

I worry that this massive increase in money and power

Um, have you all been huffing evidence powder?

We just figured we'd lighten your load, buddy,

Look at you and your huge budget.

[both grunting]

No, it's us, overzealous neighborhood watch guys

Look at all these supportive comments.

Well, he's got the lingo down. This guy's a natural.

[moleman over radio] copy. Gun safety

I thought cops only showed up after something bad happens.