Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Well, I'm proud of you, dad.

If you ever need a parking ticket thrown out

Keeping kids safe is its own reward.

And I was right.

Ah, the internet,

Then everything starts to look like a nail.

Think they're so tough with their cool orange vests.

Look, I can let you off with a warning this time,

Oh, no. I'm late for my aa meeting.

Time to help the baby brigade cross the road.

Known as... [gasps]

Guys like me are the last line of defense

-Where's the fire, buddy? -[exclaims]

That whole pan of acid brownies.

"chicken soup for the news."

Unlike all of you,

But because I'm a man of principle

And our brownie pans,

Aw, geez, we wanted one of those.

You can jaywalk your ass back to portland.

Who text when they drive.

-[all] aye. -Nay.

[mice squeaking]

My anti-quimby ad got a million likes

More money for training, for equipment, for overtime,

♪ it's a song about love ♪

Are you guys saying