Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

[rock guitar solo plays]

[overlapping shouting]

Reporting live high above an elementary school traffic jam

Haw-haw! Got your octagonal sign.

And does strange things to me.

...Elephant toothpaste.

♪ and I've got a song to sing ♪

[grunting rhythmically]

[groans weakly]

-So? -Those ingredients create

Nice job, squeaks.

No, I specifically said I'm not telling you how to do your job.

And yellow-light speeder-uppers.

A job most americans consider as charming as it is pointless.

An actual budget.

[wiggum] me would dare.

I've been waiting for this my whole life.

I deserve your respect,

My crossing guards and your cops

You little jerks.

"dismember quimby,"

You're endangering the lives of public officials.

♪ all over this land ♪

The punching is making things worse.

Can bring order to this Monday morning mayhem.

-[yells] -whoop. Sorry, clem.

They became an army in search of an enemy.

-Defund us?! -[both yelp]

The marketplace of ideas.

Want to flood the streets with door-dashers,

Whoa, there, skinner. This bar is crossing guards only now.

I thought you said badges were lame?

First, I get paid to be the timer

Surely this town's handsomely paid crossing guards

And disgusting riot since the isotopes won the pennant.

Who wants to do good in the world.

And unsold mr. Burns funkos.