Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

What's the worst that could happen?

I've earned the right to feel godlike.

And keep your feet where I can see them.

Is the highest calling there is.

For saving my ralphy's life.

These new guys got no respect.

Look at my handsome man in uniform.

Noble crossing guards.

The dank sticky jungles of bong-ulon five.

And if you don't like it,

Backup pumps on standby.

Joseph, your turn on the sex chess board.

No. Once you militarized the crossing guards,

[overlapping agreements]

To save one pumpkin-headed little boy.

I couldn't see a thing.

[marge and lisa] ooh.

[groans] this whole time I thought I mattered,

Hey, like everyone who comes into a ton of cash,

Well, fewer of you would have to drive

The small-town crossing guard.

But just so you know, I run these streets.

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No. The six-way intersection.

That's it, I'm giving springfield's crossing guards

It seems like your light saber doesn't want to go "shwoom."

Crossing guard stu

Stupid crossing guards,

[alarm continues blaring]