Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Ford - Lyly (2014)

Is it cool, is it?

Is it really so hard for you to believe that I'm on a date?

That is so creepy. That is actually so creepy.

Obviously you don't think of me as a friend. You're just using me.

When are you back so we can do sex things?

I don't know why she's being so mean to me.

Yep. He's a podiatrist and he had a terrarium

You can go too, Josh.

I don't want to do this via voice-mail.

and it tricked me into thinking that it's okay to smoke meth.

- This is Josh's heart! - Mm-hm!

Not me. Don't punch me.

when he was a teenager.

The condom broke.

He's trying to mark you.

What's all this, then?

So many people just love being peed on.

He says he won't come if I don't pee on him.

- Um... - Roughly?

I'm feeling like I learnt a lot about myself and the world.

There's no money in healthy toenails.

So I went to turn it off,

- (GASPS) He is Willy Wonka! (LAUGHS) - Yeah.

Can anybody hear me?

No, you're just trying to get rid of me.

- What? - Well, I'm stuck, aren't I?

Not me, obviously.

What's the Arnold status?

Oh, no! Why did I do that, Tom?

I'm sorry you feel anxious. I shouldn't have brought it up.

That's quite young. Who do you think you are?

Don't try and Oompa-Loompa your way out of this one, Wonka.

It just seems so harsh saying this like this.

Could you get me a glass of water?