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My great-granddad though, whoa. I mean, he probably would have.
No son of mine is going to be hitting people for fun, Josh.
Is it a date,
- (SQUEAKS) - Ahhhhh!
Yeah, well, so I've got good news and bad news.
Okay. Cool. I'll call her and find her.
He's 18.
- She's a little munchkin. - Piss off!
When?
You don't care.
If you want to go, you just go, then.
Where would you go?
But do you remember the boy who's Aboriginal, which doesn't define him,
Hello! Am I here?
Yep.
I really don't want to, but also I'm a very shit guy,
Josh, Hannah has been ignoring me.
(BEEP!)
Last time I was at the hospital my gran died.
My phone broke.
You're gonna get naked with Arnold?
that we've left the light on, and she hates wasting electricity.
I mean, we didn't let Aboriginal people go to school
You keep going on about this, I'm not going to have sex with you.
- I would never, I promise. - Oh, thank you. I appreciate that.
Why would you do that?
(GRINDR NOTIFICATION ALERT)
I don't like seeking.
She was such a kind woman that her spirit was glowing with light.
that are just aimed at helping Aboriginal communities catch up,
Hey, Ma. I'm sorry, I can't really talk.
I've been grounded again.
Yeah. Look what he did to me.
PEP is like the morning after pill, but for HIV.
Why did you tell me to talk to her?
Yeah, and that's his whole shtick.
Is that the kind of anecdote you like to hear?
I have never seen anyone more scared of flying than me.
What?
Is that a speck of mould?
Thanks for calling and letting me know. Seriously, okay. Thanks.
- Okay. - Okay.