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Like, there's such a bigger chance that I murder you right now
to see if the toothpaste works
- and the oppression thing, didn't we? - Yep.
It's sort of a date.
and if he's standing there looking cute and he's forward enough,
and they're furious about these programs
I'm like the Hermione of using condoms.
I feel judged.
Yeah. Yeah, I mean, it's just a little scary, isn't it?
I mean, taxis, they just stop for me.
No. No...
I wanted her to change.
You know?
Why?
I am feeling optimistic and enthusiastic about my dating future.
And then you get all these white people, who are not me,
I've been doing mischief.
Arnold got that for me for Valentine's Day.
You're just trying to get rid of me.
Why not? Why can't we do sex things?
Did you ask her?
Enough is enough, okay? I won't be walked over.
I know you've got mental issues, but Christ, boy,
I know when you're lying. I'm your mother.
- You are not. - I am! (LAUGHS) I'm very stuck.