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I've seen him in velvet pants.
I mean, I don't like the idea of the pain,
How many of those partners did you do receptive anal sex with?
which boy I'm talking about?
No. I mean, she packed bags.
I hope you're not expecting child support.
Very modern.
How did you forget to eat $150 worth of caviar?
Well, all of mine are.
I have a girlfriend now.
Temporary tattoo.
- (MOBILE PHONE RINGS) - I'm sorry.
No, that's not a true thing. Toothpaste isn't magic.
if she didn't drink so much chocolate milk.
- (ELLA BURPS) - (TOM) Did you just burp?
I exist.
It's her body. Her body was actually emanating the glow.
Yeah. I just have a little bit.
You would've been on her side. Maybe come back tomorrow?
Okay. What happened?
Very cool, very chic. I'm stuck being white.
Do you want to punch?
No, she didn't listen. She never speaks.
Can you please tell my mother you exist?
- Yeah! - Google says to use toothpaste.
Mum, sometimes I wonder if I'll ever do anything that'll make you proud of me.
Yeah, I vote yes.
He smoked meth. Actual meth.
Yeah.
I mean, haven't my people already put you through enough?
Is it a girl with low self-esteem?
So either you contribute properly or you be a proper friend.
It's Tuesday night, after all.
Don't really know what that means.
Oh, you know.
- ♪ Ooh ♪ - ♪ I left better behind ♪