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Hi, Uncle Don, and nobody else.
He got everything he wanted.
I wish I still had that bear spray.
One dance is enough.
See, the angry part of his brain is smaller than the nacho part.
what they didn't want to do in the first place.
Ah, we went to the chairs, and the Globetrotters won again.
Rudy just wanted to shack up, so I kept my mouth shut
Get out, get out, get out!
and she was happy because she got to decide stuff
Mostly my marriage is fifty-fifty,
I thought Danny and I kind of had a spark.
What the hell happened?
I'm right about this.
there's always unintended consequences.
Oh, I forgot my phone.
You promised me total domination.
No, I shouldn't. What?
I guess so, yeah.
She's gonna be surrounded by adults all night.
Oh, yeah. I have got a truly terrible argument.
* I've been sent over here in my baggy pants *
and she's running circles around me, bouncing balls off my head.
I don't know about that new paint color in your bathroom.