Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Closest she ever been, anyway.

It's your benefactor, nigger. I'm comin' up.

Jackie, you have a good lawyer?

During that whole scene, I just drank in bars usually.

Accept no substitutes

Girl, don't make me put my foot in your ass.

Goddamn, that don't mean you got to confirm it.

The Hurt Locker (2008)

AND MIND YOU... I'M SAYING "IF"

She didn't give me a bag. Melanie was not a part of the plan.

♪ And every night you shine just like a superstar ♪

So, what are you trying to tell me?

I'll settle for Ordell with marked bills.

- Goddamn... You told them all that? - It's true, ain't it?

I've saved them, and I'm now marking the memes...

- You ain't said nothin' about me? - Mm-mm.

Is it this aisle, Louis?

- You think so? Tell me Louis. Is she... - She's dead. She's dead.

And if you know Beaumont,

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I sure will, partner.

Location is a parking structure at LAX,

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♪ But you don't know what you'll do Until you're put under pressure ♪

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It looks like Louis' buddy shot him twice, point-blank range.

Now, that, my friend, is a clear-cut case...

Listen to me. Yeah, number one, you gots to chill.

Remember when you said you hoped you'd get him before he gets me?

Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove

I know, ignoring me. So, what are you up to?

♪ But I knew there was a better way of life And I was just trying to find ♪

Now, where are you? You're at your mother's?

- Damn! Who's wantin' to page you like that? - It's Ray, the A.T.F. guy.

They want a .45. The killer had a .45, they want a .45.

Now, as a favour, I had him look at your case.

Otherwise you'll be in Sybil Brand three weeks...

No, I live here. He just drops in and out.

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Let me tell you the reason, motherfucker.

- ♪ Take to the sky on a natural high ♪ - ♪ I don't know you ♪

Is it this aisle Luwos

Cook your ass use to be beautiful

Returned a bond collateral. I

She is an airline stewardess.

♪ Ninety-nine years Is such a long, long, long time ♪

I done already caught that show.

Look here, I'm really supposed to be somewhere.

Well, she wasn't here today 'cause she done split on my ass.

15,000 bonds since I've been in the business.

Alex is a Don't let my big head big head big head big head. scare you.

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Yes, thank you.

If You Want Lizzie McGuire's Feet and go you pony you're going to shut the mouth up and quit hating like the Tourettes guy and hit your head on a table.

- You understand what I'm saying? - Jackie, stop acting crazy.

Oh, yeah, yeah, right. I'm seein' who my friends are, motherfucker, right...

make out a receipt for return of bond collateral, I type up another application,

MG can tell me any story that comes into his pretty little head, just so long as at the end of that story he hands me my motherfucking money.

Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove

I just gotta know.

♪ Didn't I I got to leave you, baby ♪

You know, I was afraid to ask to borrow it, 'cause I was afraid you would say no.

Oh, and I need me a bond for 10,000.

- Right. - And a really good-looking woman on the cover.

What was I supposed to do if something happens? You didn't tell me how to do that, did you?

The same thing happen to a movie star, they call it "possession".

Does his father still live in the house?

You're rationalizing.

Your ass used to be beautiful!

I'd say there's about, oh, uh,

While he's incapacitated, you cuff him and take him to County.

Or else they pretty scared about what he might say to keep from doing time.

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- Then what? - Then I'm out.

How can I do anything stupid when I'm being watched every second?

I didn't know you liked the Delfonics.

I think someone's knocking on the door.

Well, Sheronda, it was nice talking to you.

- Who? Who? Who? - You, nigger. You, nigger. You.

- White. - It's white.

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I felt a lot safer having it.

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I don't think that I'd think I had a year to throw away.

♪ "La, la, la, la, la" means ♪

You said that before. Let's go!

and he knows you're watching him and he's fucking paranoid.

Hey, don't say...

It's on the card I gave you when we first met.

That's what he calls it, a sting.

Bet it was your idea to take that picture, too, wasn't it?

That's why we can't take the risk in doing it out in the open...

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What the fuck did Ordell ever do for us, huh?

Designer Clothes.

You know what I'm sayin'? She wants me to know she ripped me off.

Louis, man, I've been meaning to tell you you're a little bit uptight.

Say, Jackie. That you?

Do I mind? Do I have a choice?

They set her bond this afternoon at $10,000.

Because they're gonna be watching my ass hard.

On his prior, he served nine months. He's working on four years' probation.

- Oh, you're outside? - Yeah.

♪ And there's a thousand parts to play ♪

Uh, Louis, baby. It's Ordell.

Yeah. I went to pick up this guy.

You got a beer?

Then I'm gonna shoot that bitch in the kneecaps, find out where my goddamn money is.

hold this fuckin' shotgun, point it at these Buddha-heads when I open it, all right?

I'll do anything I can to help you get his ass, short of wearing a wire.

you know there ain't no goddamn way he can do ten years.

- Hey, Candy. - Hey, Max.

I got a problem with spending $10,000 on ungrateful peanut-haired niggers to get them out of jail,

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I told you, man. She's my fine little surfer girl.

Grab that for me, would ya, baby?

- I deliver money for him. - No shit?

Look here, we got a little change in plans.

I figured, well, shit, Louis ain't had no pussy for a while.

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Well, you... you said 550.

Read the paper Read the paper

Hold up, home. Give me the keys. I'll drive.

♪ But you don't know what you'll do Until you're put under pressure ♪

She wants to give you your money.

The Hurt Locker (2008)

Did he tell you about that half million he's got down in Mexico?

You know, when you cough, you're pulling air... or in this case, smoke...

And that shit is more scary than Ordell.

Toy Story 3 (2010)

If I can't fly, I'm gonna have a bitch of a time trying to find my rent.

It's Hitting Your Head On The Reggie Rocket Time!!!

- You'd take a polygraph? - Yeah, if it'd motherfuckin' make you happy!

Can I show you something?

Ray, Ray, Ray, come out wherever you are! Ray!