Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

What I care is my ass facing the penitentiary.

- Where you going? - Dell Amo Mall. Catch a movie, maybe somethin' to eat.

I make this delivery,

I don't know. I'm gonna go in and talk with Nicolette and Dargus today.

♪ But I knew there was a better way of life And I was just trying to find ♪

- Can I ask you a question? - Oh, man.

uh uh uh I didnt hear you wash your hands

- You do that? - It's my job.

Vantastic Vreetime Vibez

Where's Melanie?

But no, he had to shoot her.

They know I'm delivering for you.

against brothers from down South out here.

Hey, look at me when I'm talkin' to you, motherfucker.

I'm going to do what you suggested... offer to help and see what happens.

- Wearing a dress. - Well, a suit. There's this one I had my eye on.

♪ I wrote a letter To my Uncle Fudd ♪

What the fuck you doin' in jail?

Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove

Well, my ass ain't the same.

"I want to talk to my lawyer."

You should know if you bring in anything over 10,000, you have to declare it.

- Come on in. - Ah, no, no, no, man.

Cherry Bail Bond.

- No, a manager gets ten percent. - No, that's an agent.

I don't care how conspicuous, you fuckin' stay here.

- That requires me to go out tonight? - Just a bit.

You want to talk to us about this, or do you want to talk to Customs?

It retail for 380, I get 'em for 2, sell 'em for 8.

- Which one's for the car? - Uh, this one right here.

Well... Yeah, I can... Yeah, it looks... I could tell.

July 1st, 1995.

They ain't got room in the joint for all these niggers out here killing people now.

- Hey... Hey, man. - You gonna tell me reasons?

♪ I'm not saying what I did was all right ♪

I ain't gotta trust her. I know her.

♪ Well, look at me ♪

♪ ...do it, baby ♪

and ten niggers look just like him.

What the f*@! happened to you, man? Your A$% Used to be beautiful!

So you get off with a slap on the wrist,

- O.D.! - Ah-ha-ha!

Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove

He ain't any more of a gun expert than I am.

Max, look, I am so sorry about this.

Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove

Ah, that's mighty noble of you.

See, you bring a motherfucker up,

Why'd you ask me that?

You're not old. You look great.

Let's say that he's streetwise, you know.

♪ I'll never be free ♪

- Help you get Ordell Robbie. - So now, you do know him.

All right, Reggie, we're clear on this. You got it? Good.

- Come on. - What the fuck?

That 'Scoe's Special, smothered in gravy and onions,

My wife thinks she left a bag of beach towels in the fitting room.

You know I make 16,000 a year,

How 'bout the Hilton by the airport?

♪ All of my whole life through ♪

He's a big 'un, ain't he? Y'all tight?

♪ Across 110th Street ♪

The Hurt Locker (2008)

- Fine, the bag's white... - With pink lettering.

You know, I think somebody already did.

I was just calling to find out how everything went today at A.T.F.

♪ The things that you do ♪

- How're you doing? - Oh, I'm fine.

No, I'm asking you how do you feel about getting old.

She gone, her shit's gone and my 10,000 motherfucking dollars is gone.

Yeah, if I get off. Otherwise, fuck 'em.

- I thought you were going to let this one go through. - We are. Don't worry about it.

Yeah. She wants to give it to you herself, and she wants to collect her ten percent.

You know, she's just one of the bitches I got set up.

♪ The colour of the sun And his eyes were green ♪

You think he's got a thing for you?

- Oh, fuck you for asking me that. - Hey, I know the bitch tried to set me up.

Okay. There you go.

a couple of nights in County get to fuckin' with their mind.

Well, maybe the Feds got it.

The charge is...

- I thought you might like to have a drink. - I'd love to, but not there.

Look, Reggie is in big trouble.

- So you're telling us now that you do know him. - Of course I do.

Okay, are we all set up for tomorrow? Everything okay?

♪ A love you never knew, girl ♪

- What if he checks? - He won't. He didn't before.

But I'm sitting on his couch in the dark holding my stun gun.

Oh... I wouldn't go so far as to say that.

'Cause it's the same gun that nigger on New York Undercover uses.

Play the volume loud as you want to, but don't touch my levels now.

- Where you shot her? - That's right.

Now we can catch up.

She won't leave there till you get your money and you're gone.

The whole house smells of cat pee.

Okay, sure, I guess I'd be tempted,

Not right now. I'm just killin' time, waitin' for my wife.

- I'm Max Cherry. I'm your bail bondsman. - ♪ Thrill me with all of your charms ♪

And if I lose this job, I gotta start all over again,

When was the last time I saw you?

Motherfuckers come straight out the Gulf War.

- ♪ And I'll take to the sky on a natural high ♪ - Okay.

- Do you understand what the fuck I'm saying? - Yeah, woman. Damn!

- Ordell, I'm gonna wait in the car. - Hi, Vicki.

Three years? Come on, man, that's a old crime, man.

To her dumb country ass, Compton is Hollywood.

- Were you ever in one? - I went to a few just to meet women, but...

Now, let's say, if I tell on you,

I just got one thing to say.

Then the second delivery, I come home with the half mil.

- Where my money at? - My office.

9-millimeter Luger at 1,270 feet per second.

and they love thinking that he's scared of 'em.

♪ Tell me what did I do wrong ♪

♪ Street life ♪

Can you believe that shit? It actually says that in the little booklet that comes with it.

and about four blocks away I got this young 19-year-old country girl named Sheronda.

Hey, girl, what's up?

- Black's fine. - Cool.

I call over there, she better answer the phone.

They advertise this TEC-9 as the most popular gun in American crime.

- Come on. - Okay, fine. Yeah.

How to treat ole lady

♪ Ooh-ooh-ooh ♪

They said it was him who told them about me.

You understand what I'm saying?

Oh, I got a few, but I can't afford to start all over again.

I'd say you were in the drug business, except the money's moving in the wrong direction.