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And if I lose this job, I gotta start all over again,
♪ Ooh-ooh-ooh ♪
They advertise this TEC-9 as the most popular gun in American crime.
You know I make 16,000 a year,
I don't know. I'm gonna go in and talk with Nicolette and Dargus today.
Three years? Come on, man, that's a old crime, man.
♪ Street life ♪
Mm-hmm.
Shit!
- I thought you might like to have a drink. - I'd love to, but not there.
I'm going to do what you suggested... offer to help and see what happens.
uh uh uh I didnt hear you wash your hands
O-R-D-E-L-L...
- So you're telling us now that you do know him. - Of course I do.
- Do you understand what the fuck I'm saying? - Yeah, woman. Damn!
- ♪ And I'll take to the sky on a natural high ♪ - Okay.
♪ ...do it, baby ♪
All right, Reggie, we're clear on this. You got it? Good.
- That requires me to go out tonight? - Just a bit.
They ain't got room in the joint for all these niggers out here killing people now.
Yes, you are.
Yeah. She wants to give it to you herself, and she wants to collect her ten percent.
It retail for 380, I get 'em for 2, sell 'em for 8.
and about four blocks away I got this young 19-year-old country girl named Sheronda.
- Black's fine. - Cool.
Why'd you ask me that?
Then the second delivery, I come home with the half mil.
and they love thinking that he's scared of 'em.
- Ordell, I'm gonna wait in the car. - Hi, Vicki.
You understand what I'm saying?
So you get off with a slap on the wrist,
The whole house smells of cat pee.
She won't leave there till you get your money and you're gone.
She will.
Oh... I wouldn't go so far as to say that.
- No, a manager gets ten percent. - No, that's an agent.
Let's say that he's streetwise, you know.
Ooh, ooh, ooh.
Shit.
- Where you going? - Dell Amo Mall. Catch a movie, maybe somethin' to eat.
Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove
You think he's got a thing for you?
Now, let's say, if I tell on you,
The Hurt Locker (2008)
My wife thinks she left a bag of beach towels in the fitting room.
I call over there, she better answer the phone.
a couple of nights in County get to fuckin' with their mind.
All right.
Look, Reggie is in big trouble.
He ain't any more of a gun expert than I am.
Motherfuckers come straight out the Gulf War.
- Wearing a dress. - Well, a suit. There's this one I had my eye on.
How to treat ole lady
- Where my money at? - My office.
She gone, her shit's gone and my 10,000 motherfucking dollars is gone.
I ain't gotta trust her. I know her.
Finding Nemo
When was the last time I saw you?
I don't care how conspicuous, you fuckin' stay here.
♪ But I knew there was a better way of life And I was just trying to find ♪
What the fuck you doin' in jail?
They said it was him who told them about me.
I was just calling to find out how everything went today at A.T.F.
He's a big 'un, ain't he? Y'all tight?
- I thought you were going to let this one go through. - We are. Don't worry about it.
- Come on in. - Ah, no, no, no, man.
What I care is my ass facing the penitentiary.
Well, maybe the Feds got it.
♪ A love you never knew, girl ♪
Okay, sure, I guess I'd be tempted,
it could work.
- You do that? - It's my job.
♪ All of my whole life through ♪
Well... Yeah, I can... Yeah, it looks... I could tell.
Where's Melanie?
What
You want to talk to us about this, or do you want to talk to Customs?
How 'bout the Hilton by the airport?
Ah, that's mighty noble of you.
- Come on. - What the fuck?
Got it.
- Come on. - Okay, fine. Yeah.
Come on.
- Where you shot her? - That's right.
To her dumb country ass, Compton is Hollywood.
♪ I wrote a letter To my Uncle Fudd ♪
Man.
I'd say you were in the drug business, except the money's moving in the wrong direction.
See, you bring a motherfucker up,
Vantastic Vreetime Vibez
You know, I think somebody already did.
Play the volume loud as you want to, but don't touch my levels now.
Cherry Bail Bond.
They know I'm delivering for you.
and ten niggers look just like him.
♪ Tell me what did I do wrong ♪
♪ The things that you do ♪
- Oh, fuck you for asking me that. - Hey, I know the bitch tried to set me up.
Okay, are we all set up for tomorrow? Everything okay?
"I want to talk to my lawyer."
What the f*@! happened to you, man? Your A$% Used to be beautiful!
- Hey... Hey, man. - You gonna tell me reasons?
- Help you get Ordell Robbie. - So now, you do know him.
July 1st, 1995.
That 'Scoe's Special, smothered in gravy and onions,
No, I'm asking you how do you feel about getting old.
- Fine, the bag's white... - With pink lettering.
- I'm Max Cherry. I'm your bail bondsman. - ♪ Thrill me with all of your charms ♪
The charge is...
- Which one's for the car? - Uh, this one right here.
against brothers from down South out here.
♪ The colour of the sun And his eyes were green ♪
Oh, I got a few, but I can't afford to start all over again.
9-millimeter Luger at 1,270 feet per second.
- Can I ask you a question? - Oh, man.
But I'm sitting on his couch in the dark holding my stun gun.
Well, my ass ain't the same.
Hey, look at me when I'm talkin' to you, motherfucker.
I make this delivery,
Can you believe that shit? It actually says that in the little booklet that comes with it.
- What if he checks? - He won't. He didn't before.
- O.D.! - Ah-ha-ha!
You're not old. You look great.
'Cause it's the same gun that nigger on New York Undercover uses.
I just got one thing to say.
Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove
But no, he had to shoot her.
♪ I'm not saying what I did was all right ♪
You should know if you bring in anything over 10,000, you have to declare it.
Now we can catch up.
Okay. There you go.
♪ I'll never be free ♪
Max, look, I am so sorry about this.
Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove
- Were you ever in one? - I went to a few just to meet women, but...
♪ Across 110th Street ♪
- How're you doing? - Oh, I'm fine.
Hey, girl, what's up?
Yeah, if I get off. Otherwise, fuck 'em.
Not right now. I'm just killin' time, waitin' for my wife.
♪ Well, look at me ♪
You know, she's just one of the bitches I got set up.
Miss Brown?