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The bond collateral that you put down on Beaumont Livingston...

especially now since I'm getting out of the bail bond business.

I got your little thousand bucks.

- Did you find somebody yet? - Mm-hmm.

♪ Didn't I do it, baby ♪

Okay. Now, you're going to take...

You know, if it's me...

Kill Bill (2003)

Hello? It's for you.

♪ Doing whatever I had to do to survive ♪

- Ha, ha, ha! - Ha, ha!

Just, you know, have a seat.

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I go walkin’ in there and if that nigga Winston or anybody else is in there

better be motherfucker

I told 'em about the half mil. They could give a fuck about it.

Jackie, sorry to keep you waiting.

I went lookin' for you. And I went back to the place in the mall...

It's a shitty flight down to Cabo. I went down there one time with Susan, my wife.

We were, and we lost him.

- I hear they don't eat dinner until midnight. - You wanna go?

When we get through fucking with these Koreans,

before Melanie even went in the dressing room.

That's why they call it "fuckin' with you". Now, let me tell you how we're going to retaliate.

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♪ Hey, brother There's a better way out ♪

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That pilot was my husband, and I got off.

♪ In the street Yes, you can ♪

Oh, she got off, did she?

Who's Beaumont?

It wouldn't even be missed.

That's not what I'm saying at al.

Ray wanted to have dinner with me so we can, you know, talk about the sting we're plotting.

If she didn't, there'd be cops batter-ramming your door down right now.

if you gonna come in on this thing with me,

SpongeBob SquarePants

I want $100,000...

I go walkin' in there and that nigger Winston or anybody else is in there,

They do consider this a violation of his probation.

- Si, comprende. - Cool.

Beaumont Livingston?

I'd say that if they try you and convict you, you won't get more than a year and a day.

they're proud of that shit.

So he says, "Fuck that," and moves over into guns.

Then that's why she wanted to give me my money, ain't it?

♪ Didn't I do it, baby ♪

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You need nigga repellent to keep them motherfuckers off your ass.

♪ Across 110th Street ♪

- Want a drink? - No. I want to talk to you now, outside. Now.

Yeah, but it's my money and I don't need no fuckin' partners.

The subject is carrying a flight bag.

I did it to feel better about myself, and, you know, I do.

Does he have the marked bills on him?

I'm gonna have me over a million.

Hi, I'm Detective Mark Dargus, L.A.P.D.

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Listen! Listen! The woman you saw was my friend Simone.

Well, my ass ain't the same.

- Who? - I don't know. A friend of yours.

You know how they do.

And they found this guy in the trunk of a car with his head blown off.

♪ I gave my heart and soul ♪

You know, she ain't pretty as she used to be and...

- You're not gonna stop her? - No, not this time.

- Oh, I do okay. - Bullshit, Jackie.

I don't know, I'd go shoppin' later.

♪ Pushers won't let The junkie go free ♪

Cut to 13 years later, you're 44 years of age, you're

- Not even a little idea. A maybe. - Not a little tiny motherfuckin' idea.

Come on up, nigger. It's open.

and a year or two of probation.

So who didn't make the cut?

I sure hope you didn't do anything stupid, Jackie.

This here is the Chinese model.

That's why I don't quit.

You're running a business, Max.

Try not to tear his clothes off of him, all right? They're new.

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Ordell has a guy working for him named Louis.

I know nothin'. Not a clue. I don't have an idea where the motherfuckin' money is.

You know you had that Salvation Army thing going.

I put a cherry on top. Boo-yah!

- Less ten percent. - Why'd you take so little?

who are really suspicious and just really disagreeable human beings,

Maybe, but I'm the only one he's ever used.

- Tell her to bring the money over here. - It's in the safe:, she can't.

Can we just stop at a 7-Eleven or something?

None. You have no idea... It could've gone here, could've gone there?

♪ Pretty music I hear ♪

- That's why you came here to kill me. - I ain't come over to kill you.

Well, you can't trust Trump but you can always trust Trump to be Trump.

I can sit through it once.

What you gonna see? - Something that starts soon and looks good.

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What if she gave the money to somebody else first...

You got that we do it the way I laid out, or we don't do it at al!

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If you refuse to cooperate, continue to cop a shit attitude like you're doing now,

and wash the jail outta my hair.

Well, he knew you.

- You have it with you? - Got it right here in my rapper bag.

Bruno! Sanchez!

I hate to be the kind of nigger that do a nigger a favour,

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♪ Had some trouble With my sweetheart's pa ♪

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Oh, hell, yeah. First motherfucking thing they did.

Finding Nemo (2003)

I don't know what that means, man.

The problem is, I ain't never done business with these Koreans before.

- Is she dead? - I-I... Pretty much.

Everything's the same, except for one change.

If you don't know Beaumont,

What she did was take quite a risk to make sure you got your money.

In 1985, while a stewardess for Delta,

Now, the first time I do it, they're looking around,

- I-I hesitated takin' that much. - Well, you earned it.

- Well, how can you talk to her? You know how she is. - You couldn't just hit her?

- Oh, man. You know what? - What?

Who paid my bond?

You think I took some of that money?

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One, you in a hospital. Two, you in jail. Three, your ass is dead.

Is it this aisle, or is it the next one over?

- I don't think so. - It's all right. It's a cop bar.

Flight 710 to Cabo San Lucas now boarding gate 103, first class only.

It's a half a million dollars all in Cabo, and more coming in.

Hey, there's only three reasons you couldn't make your court appearance.

- It's this one. - You sure?

About two months shy of four years.

If I did, I'd have to give one to you, wouldn't I?

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Motherfucker hung up on me. You believe that shit?

I swear on my life. She came out with that fuckin' bag, and I took it from her.

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