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And then just take it from them.
Dont nobody mess with my Yoyo
All right, man. Cool. We're almost done here, right?
- I don't know. I didn't look like a bum. - Come on now, man.
thinking she's bringing the money to me.
When did you decide?
It could work.
- I don't wanna hear no fuckin' excuses, Louis. - I ain't givin' you fuckin' excuses, man.
They knew about the money and they knew the exact amount.
Besides, why else would a A.T.F. man be after him?
givin' me time for that machine gun shit.
it's gonna look like I'm doing the same thing as I did before.
If you had to do it, then you had to do it, brother
Whatever you're into, you seem to be getting away with it, so, uh, more power to you.
- What time do you have to be there? - 4:30. I'm meeting a woman.
So we're gonna sic the junkyard dog on their ass and make 'em stop fuckin' with you.
McDonald’s
I can't... smoke or laugh now without coughing.
Designer Clothes.
♪ Ooh, ooh-ooh-ooh Ooh-ooh-ooh ♪
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When I open the trunk, you pop up and rack this motherfucker.
♪ Too ♪
♪ Pimps trying to catch A woman that's weak ♪
So let's take a look here at the file on Jacqueline Brown.
Hell, yeah, they know each other. He bonded her ass out of County.
Use that cup there, if you like.
but he ain't gonna wanna stand in no customs lines.
♪ Pimps tryin' to catch A woman that's weak ♪
No. It's just about Melanie.
- Why? - Got some more business for you.
Well, I ain't going back to jail and I ain't doing that probation thing again.
Damn! I bet you come in here on a Saturday night,
- Yeah, I'm sure. - You positive? You don't seem sure to me.
"Hello, This Is Max Cherry, Cherry Bail Bonds. Who's This, Please?"
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and you best believe...
Something else worry you?
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Your ass used to be beautiful
♪ I gave my heart and soul ♪
What we don't want is that bitch survivin' on us.
It started falling out, so I did something about it.
There was a guy with Melanie?
Well, that's why I didn't check it. Because the bag felt right.
then maybe she didn't get a chance to take the money...
Turn around. Put your hands on your head.
- Design emphasis behind this weapon. - Check out this gun here.
desperately clinging on to this one shitty, little job I was fortunate enough to get,
- Then how do you know he sells guns? - He told me.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, 'course you're scared.
Look, man, I know I owe you, you got to bring all this up.
- Yeah. - Well, I'm gonna sell the other two tonight.
- ♪ Didn't I do it, baby ♪ - It's pretty.
Uh-huh. And why are you home, huh?
you lost every goddamned cent I got in the world?
So, either he recruits another Cabo stewardess or he continues to trust me.
flying for the shittiest little shuttle-fuckin 'piece of shit Mexican airline that there is,
instead of Simone it's gonna be Melanie.
Then they gonna want to keep a big chunk of it, start talkin' that court-cost shit.
When you’re absolutely, positively the darkest motherfucker in the room!!
Damn. That shit wasn't called for. Baby, I'm sorry.
I mean, he might try to... bring the money in himself,
- Dumb monkey-ass had a pistol on him. - Ten thousand sounds high.
- Hey, we gotta go! We're late! - ♪ But it was too late ♪
Now, if I have to do more than a year,
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You rationalize.
Aw, fuck.
They're scheming on how they can get that money over here.
- Mm-hmm. What's in it? - Beauty products.
for the prelim.
Who the hell do you think got your ass out of jail?
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Ain't Nothing Wrong With That
Can somebody help me holy crap teammates! (2009)
Well, hello.
- She's afraid. - Oh, right. That I gotta see.
Louis?
Oh, it's like that, huh?
Money exchange, trial run.
Oh, come on, man. They're just trying to put a fright in your ass.
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Oh, yeah? What did he do?
♪ The sun doesn't shine ♪
You got a 44-year-old, gainfully employed black woman falsely accused...
Pulp fiction
- Oh, so she ain't your girlfriend? - Is that what you thought?
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I can do that.
One thing,
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♪ A grown-up fairy tale ♪
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Hey, if I wasn't so buddy-buddy with that motherfucker, this wouldn't work.
well, you cant trust whitewater, but you can always trust whitewater to be whitewater
♪ A woman's trying to catch a trick on the street ♪
I'll be here. See you in a bit.
♪ Because there's no place I can go ♪
And all that money, where it came from.
Let me go!
It's Jackie Brown.
- I'm carryin' the bag. - All right, you got it. Take a chill pill, for chrissake.
Thanks.
This is Reggie's... That's right, his bail bondsman.
Hitting Your Head On The Step Brothers
- What's she want? - She wants to go back to work.
split the half million amongst themselves.
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I'm in the cosy confines of an Oldsmobile...
Why does it have to be dark?
Jesus, but if you two aren't the biggest pair of fuck-ups...
Sure.
- Yeah. - I've been looking for you.
What the fuck you doin' that for?
If You Want Lizzie McGuire's Feet and go you pony you're going to shut the mouth up and quit hating like the Tourettes guy and hit your head on a table.
He my own personal Johnny Cochran.
Okay. I'm gonna roll up over here and check out this shirt I was looking at.
and hit the pound.
So, what's your name?
Oh, oh, here we go!
Yo, Junebug. What's up?
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includin' tellin' the federal government any and every motherfucking thing...
Good lookin' out, man. I don't know what to say, man. Thank you, thank you.
- Doesn't it bother you? - It's not really something I think about.
If she want to talk to me, how come she wasn't home?
in the manila envelope is $10,000, right?
- It'll be more than that. - Don't be so literal. Ray believed it.
Well, I don't understand why you keep her the fuck around.
You got any reason to be nervous around me?
It's been a long time coming,
Nothing gets between me and my AK.
- Well, you gonna tell me who it is? - It's Beaumont.
Now, Simone and I make the switch in Billingsley. She knows what I look like, right?
I mean, you wear that suit to a business meeting, and you'll be the badass in the room.
Uh, that's the guy that I lived with.
You okay?
That's how they do, you know. They been doing this since...
You wanna look at ten years?
Louis, Louis, Louis! You gonna tell me who you saw?
You might argue with them about price and shit,
and I'm managing to do it all under the nose of the cops.
You're officially out of trouble now.
You're avoiding the question, Max.
- I didn't know you were coming by. - Yeah.
- That's my fee. - This isn't a bail bond, Max.
But she put them books in there to trick our ass.
Yeah.
- ♪ And if I got to take the stand I'm a lie for 'em ♪ - ♪ Uhh, sugar ♪
Comes to $267.
DEMI MOORE!
I've never held anything that felt so strong.
'cause it saves me the trouble of pointing it out to you.
And that's a promise. Do you understand what I'm sayin'?
That's my motherfucking job. And I don't mind telling you, nigger, it's steady work.
Miss Gillmore. Miss Gilmore, this is Max Cherry.
If that's what they're doin', they done did it.
Mm, oh, yeah. I got 'em thinking that Ordell's real nervous,
Jackie ain't no criminal. She ain't used to this kind of treatment.
The Hurt Locker (2008)
But I'm thinking it's something more like he wants the money for himself.