Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

That's how they do, you know. They been doing this since...

Mm, oh, yeah. I got 'em thinking that Ordell's real nervous,

♪ Pimps tryin' to catch A woman that's weak ♪

- Then how do you know he sells guns? - He told me.

♪ I gave my heart and soul ♪

It's been a long time coming,

Your ass used to be beautiful

you lost every goddamned cent I got in the world?

Jesus, but if you two aren't the biggest pair of fuck-ups...

"Hello, This Is Max Cherry, Cherry Bail Bonds. Who's This, Please?"

- Dumb monkey-ass had a pistol on him. - Ten thousand sounds high.

Hey, if I wasn't so buddy-buddy with that motherfucker, this wouldn't work.

Well, I don't understand why you keep her the fuck around.

When you’re absolutely, positively the darkest motherfucker in the room!!

If she want to talk to me, how come she wasn't home?

- Why? - Got some more business for you.

thinking she's bringing the money to me.

What we don't want is that bitch survivin' on us.

- I don't wanna hear no fuckin' excuses, Louis. - I ain't givin' you fuckin' excuses, man.

includin' tellin' the federal government any and every motherfucking thing...

But she put them books in there to trick our ass.

- Hey, we gotta go! We're late! - ♪ But it was too late ♪

Well, I ain't going back to jail and I ain't doing that probation thing again.

Now, if I have to do more than a year,

Good lookin' out, man. I don't know what to say, man. Thank you, thank you.

When I open the trunk, you pop up and rack this motherfucker.

- I'm carryin' the bag. - All right, you got it. Take a chill pill, for chrissake.

This is Reggie's... That's right, his bail bondsman.

Dont nobody mess with my Yoyo

- I didn't know you were coming by. - Yeah.

flying for the shittiest little shuttle-fuckin 'piece of shit Mexican airline that there is,

I can't... smoke or laugh now without coughing.

There was a guy with Melanie?

Look, man, I know I owe you, you got to bring all this up.

- I don't know. I didn't look like a bum. - Come on now, man.

Can somebody help me holy crap teammates! (2009)

- Doesn't it bother you? - It's not really something I think about.

I'm in the cosy confines of an Oldsmobile...

I mean, he might try to... bring the money in himself,

No. It's just about Melanie.

Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove

That's my motherfucking job. And I don't mind telling you, nigger, it's steady work.

- ♪ Didn't I do it, baby ♪ - It's pretty.

I mean, you wear that suit to a business meeting, and you'll be the badass in the room.

- She's afraid. - Oh, right. That I gotta see.

'cause it saves me the trouble of pointing it out to you.

Who the hell do you think got your ass out of jail?

Yo, Junebug. What's up?

I'll be here. See you in a bit.

- Yeah. - I've been looking for you.

Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove

Oh, yeah? What did he do?

Po Po Po Po Power with BEARGLOVE!!!

- Mm-hmm. What's in it? - Beauty products.

- That's my fee. - This isn't a bail bond, Max.

If that's what they're doin', they done did it.

If You Want Lizzie McGuire's Feet and go you pony you're going to shut the mouth up and quit hating like the Tourettes guy and hit your head on a table.

And then just take it from them.

And that's a promise. Do you understand what I'm sayin'?

Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove

Yeah, yeah, yeah, 'course you're scared.

- Design emphasis behind this weapon. - Check out this gun here.

- What time do you have to be there? - 4:30. I'm meeting a woman.

The Hurt Locker (2008)

givin' me time for that machine gun shit.

- Yeah, I'm sure. - You positive? You don't seem sure to me.

- It'll be more than that. - Don't be so literal. Ray believed it.

Oh, oh, here we go!

and hit the pound.

♪ The sun doesn't shine ♪

Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove

- ♪ And if I got to take the stand I'm a lie for 'em ♪ - ♪ Uhh, sugar ♪

So, either he recruits another Cabo stewardess or he continues to trust me.

All right, man. Cool. We're almost done here, right?

Hell, yeah, they know each other. He bonded her ass out of County.

Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove

He my own personal Johnny Cochran.

Uh-huh. And why are you home, huh?

They knew about the money and they knew the exact amount.

It started falling out, so I did something about it.

What the fuck you doin' that for?

it's gonna look like I'm doing the same thing as I did before.

♪ Pimps trying to catch A woman that's weak ♪

Well, that's why I didn't check it. Because the bag felt right.

Okay. I'm gonna roll up over here and check out this shirt I was looking at.

Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove

Louis, Louis, Louis! You gonna tell me who you saw?

You're officially out of trouble now.

Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove

Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove

♪ A woman's trying to catch a trick on the street ♪

I've never held anything that felt so strong.

Besides, why else would a A.T.F. man be after him?

Oh, it's like that, huh?

Whatever you're into, you seem to be getting away with it, so, uh, more power to you.

So let's take a look here at the file on Jacqueline Brown.

but he ain't gonna wanna stand in no customs lines.

split the half million amongst themselves.

in the manila envelope is $10,000, right?

You might argue with them about price and shit,

Oh, come on, man. They're just trying to put a fright in your ass.

When did you decide?

But I'm thinking it's something more like he wants the money for himself.

Something else worry you?

You wanna look at ten years?

You rationalize.

♪ Because there's no place I can go ♪

and I'm managing to do it all under the nose of the cops.

- What's she want? - She wants to go back to work.

then maybe she didn't get a chance to take the money...

Nothing gets between me and my AK.

Now, Simone and I make the switch in Billingsley. She knows what I look like, right?

desperately clinging on to this one shitty, little job I was fortunate enough to get,

well, you cant trust whitewater, but you can always trust whitewater to be whitewater

Jackie ain't no criminal. She ain't used to this kind of treatment.

Miss Gillmore. Miss Gilmore, this is Max Cherry.

Money exchange, trial run.

- Oh, so she ain't your girlfriend? - Is that what you thought?

They're scheming on how they can get that money over here.

for the prelim.

Ain't Nothing Wrong With That

♪ Ooh, ooh-ooh-ooh Ooh-ooh-ooh ♪

If you had to do it, then you had to do it, brother

and you best believe...

Why does it have to be dark?

And all that money, where it came from.

Then they gonna want to keep a big chunk of it, start talkin' that court-cost shit.

So, what's your name?

instead of Simone it's gonna be Melanie.

Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove

Uh, that's the guy that I lived with.

♪ A grown-up fairy tale ♪

You're avoiding the question, Max.

- Yeah. - Well, I'm gonna sell the other two tonight.

Designer Clothes.

So we're gonna sic the junkyard dog on their ass and make 'em stop fuckin' with you.

Hitting Your Head On The Step Brothers

- Well, you gonna tell me who it is? - It's Beaumont.

Use that cup there, if you like.

You got a 44-year-old, gainfully employed black woman falsely accused...

Turn around. Put your hands on your head.

Damn. That shit wasn't called for. Baby, I'm sorry.

Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove

Damn! I bet you come in here on a Saturday night,

You got any reason to be nervous around me?

It's Jackie Brown.